#oldnewtrainer

[oldnewtrainer]

I should make a podcast about how to be a normal human being because I’m so good at it

anyone else want to join my podcast

[oldnewtrainer]

henlo

I am henry

I scared once and bad things happen

so I don’t come out much

I nice, promise

be friend ?

I look like this long time ago ->

[oldnewtrainer]

Who else up pondering their greatest mistakes

[oldnewtrainer]

introducing me

I have been informed to make an introduction post.

Hello. My name is Atlas, and I run this blog. I am from Kalos and am doing the gym challenge there, I have not beat a gym yet

I am 20 years of age

my pokemon:

-Fennekin | Her name is Tish, and she is very cute

-Eevee | Shiny | No name yet, but also cute

-Bulbasaur | Henry! My best friend who isn't fused to my back nuh uh.

Just so everyone knows: I am not a human who fused with their first pokemon bulbasaur and now I AM NOT a half human half bulbasaur. It is not true. That is not who I am.

I am looking for friends, apparently I need more of those

sorry for the bad typing I have some dexterity issues

My lil brother is finally postin @percythechamp

All my homies hate Bill from Kanto

^ this is what I look like but my hair is green. I only have black marker right now though so…my eyes are also green

ooc intro under the cut

hi I’m Sirius, (that’s not my real name but it’s my internet name) and I run this blog! I use he/him pronouns and I’m also twenty! I’m a college student soon going into grad school. Feel free to reach out to collaborate I love working with others. DMs are open! I am autistic as is Atlas! I write what I know lol

Some important stuff:

-pelipper mail is on! and the like, drop junk is my ask box please!

-Avoid anything with choking around me, i do not like it, it's a big trigger of mine

-also Atlas is canonically aro/ace so...just so you know

Picrew I used https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2518983

Henry takes over when Atlas is sleeping and types in green! He's a sentient Bulbasaur who is in fact fused to his back! If his text isn't in green, I'll notify yall.

[oldnewtrainer]

So like theoretically would someone who was fused with a pokemon be able to apply for disability

I may or may not be running out of money as I frolic across Kalos as I’m very bad at battles and I keep having to give

Children money

Economic? Why based on battle?

[oldnewtrainer]

Hello there! I see you also have a Fenniken, they are one of my favorite types of Pokemon.

Does your partner do anything particularly cute?

Tish likes to set small fires and then puts them out by jumping on them.

I think it's cute how she jumps on them, but she also likes to run around with my eevee

Ughhh brain hurt

[oldnewtrainer]

thanks for the follow heres a free hommade potion

(@goomy-lover-brained)

oh! Thank!

I’m in hospital rn, so I will put that in my pack

[oldnewtrainer]

It's probably a shiny Eevee, yeah

I-i have heard of other universes where shinies can co exist with others, but normally they’re driven out from normal groups from what I’ve seen.

w-where did that come from? My head hurts…I’m just gonna cuddle with Tish and keep letting the eevee chill and give it more snacks.