atlas

They/he - just figuring stuff out - incredibly confused at all times - 20 - Pokémon trainer //@iamaqueer Yahaha! You have found my main blog where I am silly and post as myself! I go by Alex on there, as it is my name, but I like Sirius as well when I'm online

[oldnewtrainer]

introducing me

I have been informed to make an introduction post.

Hello. My name is Atlas, and I run this blog. I am from Kalos and am doing the gym challenge there, I have not beat a gym yet

I am 20 years of age

my pokemon:

-Fennekin | Her name is Tish, and she is very cute

-Eevee | Shiny | No name yet, but also cute

-Bulbasaur | Henry! My best friend who isn't fused to my back nuh uh.

Just so everyone knows: I am not a human who fused with their first pokemon bulbasaur and now I AM NOT a half human half bulbasaur. It is not true. That is not who I am.

I am looking for friends, apparently I need more of those

sorry for the bad typing I have some dexterity issues

My lil brother is finally postin @percythechamp

All my homies hate Bill from Kanto

^ this is what I look like but my hair is green. I only have black marker right now though so…my eyes are also green

ooc intro under the cut

hi I’m Sirius, (that’s not my real name but it’s my internet name) and I run this blog! I use he/him pronouns and I’m also twenty! I’m a college student soon going into grad school. Feel free to reach out to collaborate I love working with others. DMs are open! I am autistic as is Atlas! I write what I know lol

Some important stuff:

-pelipper mail is on! and the like, drop junk is my ask box please!

-Avoid anything with choking around me, i do not like it, it's a big trigger of mine

-also Atlas is canonically aro/ace so...just so you know

Picrew I used https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2518983

Henry takes over when Atlas is sleeping and types in green! He's a sentient Bulbasaur who is in fact fused to his back! If his text isn't in green, I'll notify yall.

[dittoresearcher]

OOC

Hey y’all! It’s Sirius here, and I’m going through it! It’s finals season, and it’s currently study week and after that I have finals week, so I’m probably not going to post much, which is why I haven’t been posting a lot in general. I’ll be back, I’m not abandoning my blog! I’m just incredibly stressed.

[hasegawa-pc]

> HOW DO YOU TURN SOMEONE INTO A POKEMON?

[hel-lo111]

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not ideal

<joke>

may be dig

ital mind

up loading

would be a

bet ter op

tion !

</joke>

[oldnewtrainer]

hahahahahahhahahahaha

nothing like this has ever happened in real life

It did not go wrong because it didn’t happen

[hel-lo111]

pret ty sure th

ere have be en

documented case

s ! we re viewe

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ome in scho ol

!

^^

[oldnewtrainer]

Oh okay those did happen then

[hasegawa-pc]

> HOW DO YOU TURN SOMEONE INTO A POKEMON?

[hel-lo111]

uh . . . ma

y be . . .

by using so

me sort of

modified tr

ansfer syst

em . . . ma

y be that c

ould work .

. . like .

. . trans f

er ring a p

okemon and

a human sim

ultaneously

to the same

out put ter

minal . . .

al though t

here would

be a 25% ch

ance of suc

cess ! a 25

% chance of

get ting th

e pokemon i

n the human

body ! a 25

% chance of

equal meldi

ng sharing

a mind and

body ! and

a 25% chan

ce of tota

l an nihil

ation of o

ne or both

subjects !

not ideal

<joke>

may be dig

ital mind

up loading

would be a

bet ter op

tion !

</joke>

[oldnewtrainer]

hahahahahahhahahahaha

nothing like this has ever happened in real life

It did not go wrong because it didn’t happen

[earth-to-cub]

The people who drew eyes in their notebooks at school are the most annoying people you will ever meet

[oldnewtrainer]

accurate

I never went to school so I could not be one of those people

*evil laughs*

[oldnewtrainer]

Hi! Do you like noodles? I'm making a big batch and Wana make sure everyone can have some

I love food!!!!

gimme

[oldnewtrainer]

okay I am in lumiose (outskirts)

I was lost in the forest for a few days without water because it was rlly dry and I found some then I got sick

I’m okay now but I am back

yay

[oldnewtrainer]

forest…

hmmmm

sunshine

[teamskullgruntno12]

USERBOXES 💯💯💯

Yo!!! >:7 wanted to make something IG bc people like putting shit on their posts. So. THESE THINGS!

Reblog if you’re using em … credit ain’t needed. I plan on making more. They’re a bit scuffed bcoz I am NOT used to making this.

// OOC yay userboxes! Feel free to ask 012 for special requests <3 please do reblog if you use these ,,,

[oldnewtrainer]

Why shouldn't you be happy?

don’t deserve it

I’m a monster

I hurt people all the time

[oldnewtrainer]

okay so…

I am comfy and feel good

leaves are nice

Everyone is happy

I shouldn’t be happy

….

[oldnewtrainer]

(@sentretofcreation) Hello there! How do you feel about Sentrets? -Sentret

They are cool

neato

little guys

[ariadosanon]

Everyone shut up one of my students got a BULBASAUR.

I fucking LOVE BULBASAUR

[wishmaker-astra]

Like, subscribe, and ring that bell if you too are normal

[oldnewtrainer]

I love being normal

[oldnewtrainer]

Hello there! I see you also have a Fenniken, they are one of my favorite types of Pokemon.

Does your partner do anything particularly cute?

Tish likes to set small fires and then puts them out by jumping on them.

I think it's cute how she jumps on them, but she also likes to run around with my eevee

Ughhh brain hurt

[oldnewtrainer]

thanks for the follow heres a free hommade potion

(@goomy-lover-brained)

oh! Thank!

I’m in hospital rn, so I will put that in my pack

[goomy-lover-brained]

hospital!?

[oldnewtrainer]

don't worry I broke out

minimal bleeding happened

[goomy-lover-brained]

b- broke out??? are you a convict??????

[oldnewtrainer]

no I just jumped out the window

is that not how you're supposed to leave or...?

[oldnewtrainer]

thanks for the follow heres a free hommade potion

(@goomy-lover-brained)

oh! Thank!

I’m in hospital rn, so I will put that in my pack

[goomy-lover-brained]

hospital!?

[oldnewtrainer]

don't worry I broke out

minimal bleeding happened