Feb 22, 2019
Stone schlong or prehistoric penis?
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Stone schlong or prehistoric penis?
Hi! I havent been active on tumblr in a hot minute so here is a narcissistic shitpost with pictures so I may introduce myself:
I’m Morgan, I live in CA, and I’m old enough to cringe before saying my age. I’m a single mama to the sweetest little curly headed girl who lights up my life. I have a v handsome man dude in my life who treats me like a queen and just makes my life a lot brighter and better.
I’m a yogi, certified to teach but I choose not to fit that into my life right now. I’ve taken a couple months off the gym (life, man) but I’m into lifting and definitely finding my groove again ASAP. I recorded my 40 lb weight loss journey on this blog, and i’d link that if i was even remotely good at blogging and gave a shit, but neither of those are true.
I work at *major corporate coffee chain* and I’m in the process of working my way up the corporate ladder and hopefully running my own store in a year-18 months. I freaking LOVE my job and I love the company I work for.
Foodie, social drinker, and 420 friendly. I dabble with the idea of minimalism and I’d buy a tinyhouse TODAY if I could.
Virgo, Hufflepuff, Murderino.
I THINK THAT COVERS IT. who wants 2 b my friend???
It tastes like seaweed with a hint of dead skin.
Denny’s is secretly all of Italy and you can’t prove me wrong. You know their food tastes like it’s been seasoned with fresh garlic juice
Eat my library paste of leave my house.
Please refrain from howling the book is now showing. Look at it in full color.
You, a zesty door stop, have found your true lover. Our lord and savior Shaggy.
LiveJournal Time Travel: March 17, 2002
"Okay, so I have been flipping through and hitting the 'random user' button for about an hour now. I have come to the conclusion that a good percentage of the people on LJ are total idiots (except you, of course...) and very few are over the age of 21. I now feel very old."
this made me laugh a lot. through tears, of course, cause I'm bummed out and I'm REALLY old now,
but laughter was had.