Olive: -to herself- Okay, yeah. ‘Hi, Emmy--’ No. Princess. You gotta call her Princess or it’ll be--weird. Alright, try again, no worries, no worries. -breathes in out again- ‘Hey, Princess. How was your week--’ Nope. You know exactly how her weekend went, dumbass. -sighs- Okay, it’s fine! This is fine! Third time’s the charm, right? Okay. ‘Hi, Princess. I missed you.’ I mean, that would be fine if her fucking dad weren’t there! Ugh!
Adeline: Olive, honey? Who are you talking to?
Olive: Uh, shit. Uh -shouts- VAL! I’LL KEEP IT DOWN MOM, SORRY. -to herself- Fuck shit shit.
Adeline: Thank you, sweetheart, it’s just early.
Olive: Everyone’s home, dipshit, you gotta be careful, ugh. Okay, last try, last try. ‘Hi, Princess. I’m happy you’re home.’ Hey! That one worked! Okay, okay. See? You can do this, everything will be just fine.
Olive: You absolutely are the cool suave girlfriend Emmy thinks you are. Yeah. ... -sighs- Emmy doesn’t think you’re cool or suave, idiot. She’s known you for 10 fucking years, christ.
Olive: Ugh, let’s just get this over with. -shouts- MOM I’M GOING TO EMMY’S DON’T WAIT UP.