#oliver moretti

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any of the moretti sibs have a food they just despise

lyle and caramel bro he will not eat that shit.

missy and oli are pretty open minded they like anything.

except beans oli hates beans their texture is ewewewewewew

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Also I give you permission to tell them about the Great GoGurt Fiasco of 2016

Never let two chaos gremlins near yogurt.

i mean if u INSIST

okay since i have permission tk and oli bought gogurt in bulk so they could reuse the tubes and refill them with strawberry yogurt and reseal with a hot press like a hair straightener

but they filled those fuckers to the brim bro so they fill them up, seal them off, next thing you know, oli wakes up, goes to get a gogurt from the freezer bc he likes them frozen??? and it’s exploded everywhere.

yogurt expands when it freezes they should have left space in the tubes but no instead they spent a day waiting for the fridge to thaw out so they could clean out all the yogurt

that is why oli can’t have yogurt with tk without him combusting. it’s just

yogurt

everywhere.

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hey bestie what's oli's style

very similar to tk’s, but less button ups and more graphic tees. he’s a hoodie connoisseur, prefers darker colors, likes green day, prefers jeans to shorts, just very alt casual

ty for asking 🥰

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if i havent asked it already, how do the moretti sibs celebrate their birthdays

honestly they all just hang out together, play cards against humanity and eat pizza and just

exist because life is short but they have always had each other and they value their family no matter how big it gets

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are any of the moretti siblings big on reading, art, or any sport?

lyle is an avid boxer (which sucks because i don’t know a lot about boxing but u know the man is his own person and i am simply a vessel).

missy likes all art tbh. she likes to look at it more than create, though. science brain go brrr.

oliver loves photoshop and digital art, it’s very fun for him to create :)

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What are the Moretti siblings favorite hobbies?

hmmm this is a toughy

lyle loves boxing it’s his favorite way to work out

missy loves to knit and crochet hats and sweaters for her reptiles

oliver does graphic design. he was going to college for it but life happened and now he’s in the fire academy.

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Don’t forget the giraffe story

Just two dudes winning matching stuffed animals for their little family

look I dont remember it in much detail :/ but it was one day after school, TK took oli and Lyle and missy to Coney Island so they could mess around and maybe win some things and basically just pay stupid carnival rates and have a good time. And they come across this like strength testing machine, u know the ones that u bonk and then if u hit the bell you get a prize, well, there were these big stuffed giraffes there and they were multicolored and the kids really wanted them so tk and lyle spent like Half an hour trying to get these things until lyle just decides /fuck it/ bc at this point collectively they've gotten two and lyle wants the last two so he just bonks it so hard that the hammer broke. he got the last two, and now their family has matching Coney Island giraffes, and lyle also tipped the carnie twenty bucks for ruining the mallet. if I got it wrong pls reblog with the right information all I remember is annoying carnival game plus bonk plus family giraffes

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how did they get their names oml

lyle: i really liked old timey sounding names and thought carlyle with a y would be fun. he’s got the stereotypical italian middle name giovanni but that shall never be mentioned.

artemis: tbh i developed her when i was watching og and i was like “hmm athena is cool.” and then i went on a goddess theme and here we are

oliver: i genuinely just love the name oliver

this isn’t very interesting i simply liked the names so i slapped them into a family :)