#ollie shitposts

[olliegolliegee]

cops: WHITE BOY PUT DOWN THAT GUITAR

me: holds hands up and accidentally drops guitar

[b0rn-in-perditi0n]

DID YOU GUYS EVER WONDER WHAT PLASTIC DINOSAURS TASTE LIKE??? SO DID I. I KNOW NOW :)))))))))))))))))).

[olliesaurus-rex]

What it's like having me as a sister

[b0rn-in-perditi0n]

You guys ever wonder what it feels like to throw up plastic dinosaurs?? I didn't. But I know now :(((((((((((((((

[b0rn-in-perditi0n]

Do you think if I ask ALASTOR nicely, he'll let me get a snake and name it Apple??....so I don't have to talk to my dad???

[b0rn-in-perditi0n]

I'm not allowed to say who, but there was in fact a certain cat man stuck under the fridge in the hotel kitchen today :) he saw my Kirby pants :(

[b0rn-in-perditi0n]

Do you think if I ask nicely, my father will let me get a pet snake and name it Apple???

[olliesaurus-rex]

Gravity when he falls down idk I never watched it