#sister things

[dyingroses]

The other day I told my dad how I had spoken to my older sister that morning and he asked “Oh, how is she doing?” to which I responded “We didn’t really talk about that. We talked about the impact of agriculture on humanity.”

[izzy-callme-violet]

Average comvo with my sister

Her: Go jump off a cliff

Me: okay damn maybe I will

Her: Good. Go kys

Wish I was joking this is an actual regular conversation I had with my sister many times cause she kept telling me shes going to throw me or tells me to jump off a cliff 😭

[moonlovinliv]

incoming rant

my sister posted a tiktok with a picture of me in it (an older pic that i absolutely hate but that's not even the point), and she did not ask or tell me about this. the thing here is that she KNOWS i am a little weird about such things. people taking or posting pictures of me without telling or asking me freaks me out and makes me feel paranoid and it is a whole thing for me honestly. she saw me the day she posted it, too. so, she easily could've asked/mentioned. another thing here to understand is that she isn't famous but she does have hundreds of thousands of followers, bit of an influencer you could say (has gotten millions views/likes on certain vids), and the video with my face is a public one. so, that makes my like bad, paranoid feelings significantly worse, honestly. i texted her, telling her i was not super happy about it, and referred to the picture as a not great one of me (but that wasn't even my main point, it really is about posting me without asking (which, i cannot emphasize enough, is something she KNEW freaked me out, we have had discussions about it)). she was like "i didn't think it was a bad picture," like DUDE??? that's not even the point and you KNOW that it is NOT THE POINT.

anyway, the video is still up. i kinda wanna cry. i'm also worried she's gonna tell my other sister, who will tell me i'm being a bitch or dramatic or both.

[welcometomypov]

I think it's funny when my little sister doesn't do something that she's supposed to because she throws a fit under the supervision of one of my siblings who try to argue, "But she didn't want to!!"

Like: You let the two year old have a choice?

[pi-seas]

The perks of having a sister that is ALSO a lesbian is that I can buy sapphic books and share them with her, watch gay shows together, and yap about loving women.

The cons is that I now have to compete with my sister in loving women, and we rarely differ in tastes.

[0lympian-c0uncil]

Demeter,*washing the dishes*: Who the fuck used this pan??

Hera: Wait. I the fuck used this pan…

Hestia: It was you the fuck?

Hera: It was I the fuck…

Demeter: Who the fuck cooks rice in a pan!?

Hestia: They the fuck.

[shednteventalk]

HAPPY HOLIDAZE🫶🏽🥰🎄✨

[one-braincelled-child]

Kitana: "Please let the rest of my year be filled with only peace and quiet.”

Kitana: “Alright then, guess I should head home now-”

Mileena: “OH HI SISTERRR”

Kitana: “See? There is no god.”

(Whoever got the reference I love you)