#olloot

[ewwsam-blog]

SAM CAN I STILL DO THE X THING

only you bb

1. First impression: damn this girl is just as awesome as rachel said she was2. Truth is: you're one of my best friends and i know i can talk to you about anything at all.3. How old do you look: 164. Have you ever made me laugh: all the time5. Have you ever made me mad: never ever6. Best feature: you have this, like, eternal wealth of kindness and the ability to be supportive even when everything is crashing down around you.7. Have I ever had a crush on you:8. You’re my: good friend <39. Name in my phone: Your first and last name

[lowfatwordsalad]

How to read The Scarlet Letter a guide

Me: think of it like a high school or maury or mean girls

My friend: i cant even understand the language tho

Me: all of the town gossips talking about hester like "DAMN WHAT A FUCKGIN CHICKEN HEYED"

Me: "DAT HO SHOULD BE DED"

Me: "SHE SHOULD GET 'SUUUHHHLUUUTT' TATTOO'D ON HER FUCKGIN FOREHEAD"

My friend:

Me:

My friend:

Me:"WHAT A WHORE"

[ewwsam-blog]

i had a dream that me and rachel and ripley made friends with god so we got to avoid going to hell.

[sabitsukisboyfriend-blog]

Smile grinned and extended a wave to the visitors.  "Boy, there sure are a lot of ya!  Hello, hello."

[lowfatwordsalad]

Ripley says: everyone on omegle thinks im a perfect john omg

Rachel says: I rise to feet as tears stream down my face "im crying right now we did it lutttle monsters"

[lowfatwordsalad]

Ripley says: ‎"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." - Allison Snyder on pooping.

sAM

Rachel McAwesome says: that's not even funny are you kidding me

Ripley says: YES IT IS

Rachel McAwesome says: well here i am

sitting rereading the post

feeling quite unamused

Ripley says: >:(

Rachel McAwesome says: because a shitty emoticon made of the great than symbol, a collin, and half a parenthesee definitely will change my opinion

i am feeling it now

Ripley says: >:(((((((((((((((((((((

Rachel McAwesome says: i start laughing uncontrollably and fall on the floor, in a literal definition of "roflmao"

Rachel McAwesome says: As you add more parenthesees, i laugh harder. I try to choke out "Alyson" but instead cough up a lung. My literal lung comes out of my mouth.

[lowfatwordsalad]

In which Ripley and I comment on someone's blog

Rachel McAwesome says:

#DATSHITAINTCUTE

WOW BUTTHOLE

BUTTHOLE

BUTT

HOLE

BUT HOELD

[lowfatwordsalad]

Rachel McAwesome says: JEUSS SCHRIST FIREWOORKS

WENT UP RIGHT OUTSIDE MY HOUSE

MY EARS WE'RE UNDEER ATTACK

IT'S NAM