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A/N: Can y'all believe I've done *checks notes* about 15 posts of this Anyways enjoy! :) ----- Satan: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something. Satan: I need my socks. ---

The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword MC: Rude. Belphegor: That's fair. Solomon: Not again. Mammon: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it? ---

MC: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Beelzebub: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train. MC: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

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Simeon: You look really stressed. Barbatos: Thanks, it’s the stress.

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Mammon: *on the phone* Hey Lucifer, do you know my blood type? Lucifer: It's B-. Mammon: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse! --- Diavolo: What are you talking about MC? You love it here! MC: I'm not sure I do, I think I've just developed Stockholm syndrome. --- Simeon: I have a plan. Barbatos: Good! As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it. Simeon: … Barbatos: … Simeon: I no longer have a plan. --- Satan: My toxic trait is that I truly believe I could win a fight against anybody if I was mad enough. You might have the strength and size, but I have the pure, unfiltered rage. --- Beelzebub: Don’t stay up all night, Belphie. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.

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Mammon: I am in charge of this disaster! MC: I have a name, you know. ---

Asmodeus: Look, I know we don’t always see eye to eye but— Mammon. jokingly: That's because your too short to do so. Asmodeus: …Listen here you fucking— ---

Barbatos: You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store? Satan: I thought the cats might be lonely. ---

MC: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us. Solomon: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this: Solomon: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately." --- Lucifer: I haven’t slept in 72 hours… MC: I haven’t slept in 80!! Solomon: Ha! I haven’t slept in 90 hours, I’m aiming for an even 100. Simeon: What the fuck is wrong with you people? --- Raphael: State your name, rank, and intention. MC: MC, Therapist for the Avatars of Hell, fun. ---

Simeon walking into the kitchen and seeing all his limes peeled: Solomon. What did you do?? Solomon, sipping coffee happily: Peeled all the limes :) ---

Simeon: Oh, they left the bowl out? Luke: It says, “Take two pieces of candy.” Mammon: Nobody around though… Mammon grabs the entire bowl and runs off with it Simeon: NO—

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Wonderful Tone got me in a chokehold

“I need you” ?!!!? “i miss you” ?!???!

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A/N: I know I’ve recently done this, but I feel bad for not doing requests, and these are really fun, so I hope you enjoy! A fluffy Mammon request is currently being made, so watch out for that~

Some MC x Brothers

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Beelzebub: *walks to cabinet, removes oreo box, takes half a sleeve, throws empty box out* Hi!

Belphegor: Hey- what are you doing-?

Beelzebub, shoving an oreo into his mouth: I am saving space :D

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*MC is beta reading on of Simeon’s stories*

MC: Wow, Simeon! This story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance!

Simeon: Romance?

MC: I have a crush on them.

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Mammon, texting the HoL gc: I’m a theif.

Satan: Thief.

Mammon: Theif.

Asmodeus: I before E except after C.

Mammon: Thceif.

Belphegor: NO.

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Beelzebub: Mint is just cold spicy.

The Squad: ...

Satan: I hate that you’re wrong.

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Mammon: Thanks for not telling Lucifer what happened.

Satan, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.

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Mammon: *Gasp*

Satan: What??

Mammon: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?

Satan: *inhales*

Lucifer, in another room with MC: Why can I hear screeching?

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Belphegor: We all have our demons.

MC, grabbing Mammon: This one’s mine.

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Lucifer: You've been given a new job to do, but I'm worried it might make you angry.

Satan: Just say it quick, like ripping off a band-aid.

Lucifer: You have to teach Belphie how to drive.

Satan: ...put the band-aid back on.

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Baby! Satan: You know what bothers me? Bats. Why can bats fly?

Lucifer: Not again

Baby! Satan: Seriously, who gave them the right? They're mammals! Mammals walk on land, no exceptions.

Leviathan: Just wait until you hear about whales.

Baby! Satan: What now?

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Simeon: Editor's note: What the fuck?

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Satan: Fine! I don't give a shit!

Lucifer: You seem to give a lot of shit for someone who claims not to give a shit.

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Mammon: Guess what I'm about to get!

Lucifer: On my nerves.

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Young Beel, when he’s upset: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.

Mammon: You’re too young to have enemies.

Young Beel: You don’t even know.

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Beelzebub: What did you order this morning?

Asmodeus: What do you mean?

Beelzebub: I heard you answer the door, and I sensed food.

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Barbatos: I'd make fun of your height but there isn't enough to make fun of.

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Asmodeus: Life keeps fucking me and I can't remember the safeword.

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Barbatos: What's the signal when something goes wrong?

MC: We yell, 'oh shit.'

Barbatos: ...That'll work.

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A/N: Because this is how I cope with writers block, enjoy! A lot of Mammon, unsurprisingly --- Satan: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me. MC: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do - *Human Mammon AU* Mammon: I was put on this earth to do one thing. Mammon: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want. - Mammon: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”. Mammon: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”. -

MC: What do you think Belphie will do for a distraction? Solomon: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* Solomon: ... or he could do that. - MC: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Mammon: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. MC: .... MC: You mean ring bearER, right? Mammon: ... MC: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding. - MC: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying? Mammon: Damn, if people did that to each other, Lucifer would've killed me years ago. - Satan: Is five a lot of followers? Asmodeus: Depends on the context. Asmodeus: On Devilgram? No, not a lot of followers. Belphegor: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers. - Lucifer: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices. Lucifer: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time. - Leviathan: The ocean is a soup. Barbatos: Barbatos: Please elaborate. Leviathan: What is needed for something to be a soup? Barbatos: Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine. Leviathan: Barbatos: - Mammon: Money in the human world... Is like president trading cards. - Asmodeus: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you. Beelzebub: Being a fish..? Asmodeus: Well, shit. - Diavolo: *gets set on fire and screams in agony* Diavolo: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me. - Mammon: There's nothing to do.... Lucifer: You can wash the dishes you promised to wash about a week ago. Mammon: *pulls out his phone* Nevermind. - Mammon: I do two things and two things only. I devastate sorry motherfuckers, and get shit done as an awesome leader. - MC: Lucifer is forbidden from monologuing. - Asmodeus: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass. - Barbatos: I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.” - Simeon: When's the last time you slept? Solomon: Uh... a few days ago, I think. Simeon: A few- how many?! Solomon: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers... Simeon: What you need is sleep! - Mammon: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Lucifer, are a fucking cactus. - Belphegor: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens. - Sheep!MC: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under. - Luke: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit! *Insert Simeon having a mini crisis* - Lucifer: So, Belphie is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Beelzebub: Why? Lucifer: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row. Belphegor, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass. - Lucifer: Please stop asking if I "had a rough night". I always look like this.

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Another Obey Me MC: Navy

Design made with this picrew

Full Name: Navy Kodi Farmer Age: 19 (At the beginning of the exchange program) Voice Claim: Daman Mills Gender: Nonbinary (AMAB) Pronouns: They/Them Sexuality: Poly-Pansexual Birthday: October 31st (Shares a birthday with Diavolo! :D) Height: 6'2 (187.96 cm) Likes: Multi-tasking, shooting stars/stargazing, cosplay Dislikes: School, heights, being rejected

Dating: Literally Everyone ™ (Execept Luke, for very obvious reasons) Positive Personality Traits: Witty, innovative, punctual Negative Personality Traits: Stubborn, overly meticulous, hurtfully blunt Strengths: Has management/leader skills, mechanically gifted, able to catch small details Flaws: Gets overwhelmed easily when there is too much to do, sometimes uses escapism to not think about personal issues, unable to trust easily Pact Marks: Lucifer- Right shoulder, right smack on it, because Navy tends to wear sleeveless shirts Mammon- Neck, since that's the space he has claimed as his spot when he wants to rest his head on them (although he does throw hissy fits when their shirts hide his pact mark sometimes) Leviathan- Palm of their right hand, because that's the hand Navy typically hold his hand with when calming him down or showing affection Satan- Wrapped around their middle finger on the left hand, so they can say "f u" with the power of Wrath Asmodeus- Left arm, he likes to hook onto it when he's with Navy Beelzebub- Stomach, because he thinks it's very fitting, and he likes to sneak up behind them and hug them close, typically wrapping his arms around their stomach or waist Belphegor- Back across from Beel's pact mark, because he likes to rest there, and especially because they can pick him up and he can piggy back ride them Fun Facts: They have hearing aids, although don't wear them all the time. When their bfs have pissed them off, they take em out and "pretend" not to hear them (they actually can't hear them very well) They have an owl familiar (I actually don't know if that is an owl in the picrew, but let's pretend it is). His name is Hazel :) They live in the HoL but tries to make time to visit the castle and Purgatory Hall (Barbatos has said that the Young Master gets upset when they don't visit) Navy likes pickles, and while Diavolo had look at them horrified the first time he realized this, he now gives any pickles he may get on his food to them Navy has convinced Barbatos to let Hazel be the castle's rat hunter, so Barbatos calls them to deal with rat problems Backstory: Navy's childhood was spent at an orphanage, but they by no means suffered. In fact, they were a leader among their peers and made sure everyone was healthy and well. When they started developing magic, they kept it hidden in fear they weren't going to be looked at the same way. Eventually, around 14 years old, Navy was adopted by two sorcerers, two dads that love them very much. The two parents were supportive through every struggle, getting help for their difficulty hearing and expressing themselves. Unfortunately, they were labelled the "weird kid" growing up in middle school and high school, but tried not to let it bother them too much. Navy's magic started becoming an annoyance when looking for a stable career as a mechanic, so they became a part-time apprentice under one of their two dads. During this apprenticeship, the other dad gave them Hazel. And then, they were dropped into the Devildom, but were by no means happy with it.

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Dad Dateables Seeing Their Daughter Get Benched Unfairly | Obey Me |

A/N: God I’m so sorry this took so long, I’ve been so busy with other stuff Bare with me while I try to grasp the dateables outside of ships pls Thanks to @mammonsturtle for giving me ideas! Original Ask Disclaimer: These may not be entirely accurate, I apologize. TW: Gorey threats? ---

Diavolo

He was being the supportive dad he IS, assuming this would go smoothly.

As the game progressed,he saw his daughter get benched, multiple times

Was he just overthinking things? He didn’t have much sports knowledge, but he thought something was wrong

It wasn’t until Barbatos told him that the ref was making bad calls, either on purpose or simply because he lacks the knowledge an actual ref should have, that he understood

He didn’t want to approach this rashly, he figured giving a gentle reminder should stop this

So, after the game, he approaches the ref with a friendly smile as friendly as the ruler of the Devildom can get, at least

When he brought up the issue, saying he’s happy to resolve any issues the ref may have, they scoff and tell the Prince of the Devildom, to get lost

He wasn’t sure if they had a death wish or not, but he didn’t want to press the issue any further, so he left with a warning

“My daughter loves this sport, and I don’t want anyone ruining it for her, so treat my everyone fairly, including my daughter, and you can keep your job.”

With that, he left..

Barbatos

He always tries makes time to watch his daughter play, but alas, he’s a busy butler

He was graced with some time, so he goes to watch her game

It didn’t take long for this extremely observant steward to realize bad calls were being made mostly every time she was benched, which was a lot

This ref, outside their job, was known to cause trouble, joining the silent majority in their hatred towards the hierarchy and the higher ups

Especially him, the loyal butler who would always catch them with their mates, vandalizing the school and put a harsh stop to it.

So now they were attacking his daughter, hm?

He approaches them afterwards, cornering the ref like a lion does to its prey.

“I’ve been very patient with you and your annoying antics. You cause trouble and dare commit treason against Lord Diavolo,  those crimes alone would land you time in the cells, but now you go after my own daughter? I’m afraid you made it a lot more personal, but maybe my lord will have mercy on you.”

He binds them up with a simple binding spell and contacts Diavolo to see what he would like done

After storing the demon away for later, he goes to meet up with his daughter, cheering her up after such a bad game

Simeon

He likes to try and see the best in everyone

Maybe the ref was having a bad day, or maybe they were tired

But he notices them going after his daughter specifically

He’s not a big fan..

Simeon decides to confront the ref, not really doing anything, but he’s been told to be rather.. scary sometimes

If that and the talk he heard about him is true, then they should back off with a bit of.. talking

When the ref tells him to piss off, he starts glowing with a dark aura as he leans in with a smile

“I don’t think you understand, I want you to stop directing bad calls at my daughter, but not at others. I just want everyone to have fun, surely you can understand that?”

The ref quickly nods, making him back away.

Clapping his hands together, he smiles

“Glad we could get that sorted out.”

Solomon

He knew this demon on a sort of acquaintance level, but they clearly showed distaste to him

He wasn’t all that surprised when they started targeting his daughter in the sport

Little did they know how fucked they were..

After the game, Solomon approaches them with a smile before slamming them against the wall, with the smile never leaving his face

“I thought we could be friends, but I won’t be afraid to turn you into a little guinea pig if you don’t stop targeting my daughter. Maybe I could turn you inside out to see how well demons deal with it.. That sounds fun, doesn’t it?

They aggressively shake their head before he sighs and drops them.

“That’s a shame..” He leans down to look at them in the eyes.

“Stop targeting my daughter, or I will go through with my words.”

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I see that reblog about Belphegor and to that I raise to you a probably too long version of it because somethings stuck out to me! ( spoilers for S1 though! ) including some quotes that I randomly thought of.

Anyway, first and foremost "He isn't the only brother who tried to kill MC. He's just the only one who succeeded." While correct, and I love op for that, I do wanna expand on this thought a bit more. Specifically the "he's just the only one who succeeded" bit.

Both the demon brothers, daivolo, and barbatos have collectively done things that have either harmed MC, nearly harmed MC, or verbally harmed MC. Belphegor, I feel like, is the one who catches the brunt of it because, unlike every else, he's the only one who's actions actually got expanded on.

"You sure are my first alright."

Mammon had a habit of outright berateing and actively threatening MC over the first few lessons of S1. This behavior also comes along with having a bit of a bad habit of, wether purposefully or not, putting MC in the line of danger. For example, not protecting MC while at RAD [ s1 - L2-2 ], Putting MC in the line of fire of an angry brother [ both Leviathan and Beelzebub ], or even threatening to eat MC pre tsundere Era [ s1 - L2-12 + L3-2 ]. And none of this ever really gets addressed [ aside from the one of joke in the Halloween event from 2020 ], even if it could've made some really good angst fodder but that's a story for another day.

"What does you being an otaku have to do with your guilt tripping?"

Leviathan has the infamous "hard-core gamer" moment from the tsl contest, but he too manipulated MC for his own gain and also insulted them multiple times aswell. For example, Mammons entire pact arc. From the moment he met MC up till then he actively uses MC for his own gain to get his money back, even forcing both MC and Mammon into a pact to do so. Even ignoring the whole "normie" nickname, he too uses the term "human" as an insult multiple time during all of this [ s1 - L1 - 10 through L4 - 6 ]. He too threatens to eat MC, even admitting that he was going to it until he remembered Lucifer would get mad [ S1 - L4 - 6 ]. This never get addressed, like at all.

"You make hating Lucifer and loving cats seem like your only personality traits."

Satan too has his infamous tantrum throwing moment where he nearly murks MC because of no pact, but he mainly was really indifferent towards MC. He really showed no interest until his arc, and although he doesn't automatically hate MC on sight, he does sometimes use "human" as an insult and attempts to use his power to "assert dominance" over MC [ S1 L9 - 7 ] ( sounds familiar ). Although, this doesn't really last long nor does it ever happen again, it never really gets addressed again either. Unless the whole "you helped me moment" was him addressing it, then maybe.

"And how do you expect me to love someone who can barely stand himself when it comes to anything that's not physical?"

Asmo, similar to Mammon, never outright tries to kill MC. However, he drags them into a painting during the retreat and does use them for entertainment at times ( or his entire pact arc ). During the retreat the entire reason he has MC go to take a picture of Lucifer is just to have them "prove that they're worthy", He dragged MC into the painting simply because he could, and attempts to charm MC both when meeting them and during the retreat [ S1 - L8 - 6 ]. He never really makes it apparent when he uses "human" as an insult, but it does happen even if not as often as the others [ S1 - L8 - 6 ]. This never really gets addressed either.

"Since when did you ever give a damn about me."

Beelzebub, similar to asmo, never outright tries to kill MC. And, similar to Satan, he's mainly indifferent to MC until they tell him about Belphegor. However, similar to Mammon, he does sometimes do things that puts MC in harms way and nearly always puts Belphegor first. He has his infamous hulk 4 pudding moment, however he also has threatened to eat MC and is one of the only brothers who feels bad for BELPHEGOR after the whole attic incident. The only thing about this that really gets addressed is the pudding thing.

"What's one humans life for the sake of your hopes and dreams, am I right?"

Daivolo, though he never uses "human" as an insult or outright tries to kill MC, he too has his fair share of "asserting dominance" moments [ S1 - L13 - 14 ] and he put MC in both harms and deaths way. For example he "wanted MC to prove they could be a representative for the human realm." And so, he sent them off to the attic [ S1 - L15 - 14 ]. He also admits the thinking MC was gonna get hurt or worse but let it go on the off chance that they didn't [ S1 - L20 - 17 ]. He also tends to switch up the rules for his own benefit, but that too is a story for another day. This, as normal, never gets addressed.

"Is that how you convince yourself that you lack free will? That you didn't make that choice to send me there?"

Barbatos, similar to Daivolo, never uses human as an insult nor does he outright kill MC. And similar to both Beelzebub and Satan, he's mainly indifferent towards MC and only interacts with them rarely. However, he too, puts MC in deaths way and then traps them in said timeline where they just got murked [ S1 - L16 - 17 through 19 ]. Do I even need to say it by now?

"I want you to admit that everything you did to me, was for nothing."

And last but not least, Lucifer. Yeah no, he blatantly tries to harm and kill MC, use human as an insult, threatens MC on multiple occasions, and has his own "assert dominance" all throughout season 1. He threatens them with tea, threatens them after they go up the stairs, knocks them out in the tomb, apologies then threatens them, crushes their hand at the retreat, and nearly kills them when finding out about Belphegor. All while trying to protect his brothers, against the "weak and lowly human, without a choice" [ S1 - L6 - 6 ]. The only thing that really gets addressed is the knock out, but even then that was.... somthin.

This isn't ment to be a "aha gotcha" moment, instead it's ment to point out that Belphegor technically isn't the only one who succeeded. He's just the only one who killed them. The rest still did the exact same things he did, threaten them, use human as an insult, manipulate them, and harm them, even if it was for their own reasons and morals. They still did it. And so did MC. Belphegor is just the only one who's actions came back to bite him, everyone else still succeeded in doing the exact same things he did, just without repercussions or it ever being addressed.

But demons will be demons.

I don't know what to add to this, but 👍👍 I applaud you for doing all this research Anon