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I just want to give a big screw you to any and all mobile ads that open up a tab in chrome that I then have to close out of, and then go back to the original app in order to finish watching the ad
Shout out to the mice, rats, opossums, and other various little skrunkly greatures out there.
For some reason unbeknownst to me, y’all make for some of the awesomest and cutest anthro species.
I hate the fact that "Trauma bonding" means bonding between a victim and an abuser and not bonding between two victims who have experienced similar trauma. The latter makes so much more linguistic sense
Y'know, multiverse stories don't go into enough detail about the near-duplicate universes. Like, if we have a universe for every single possibility, and every single possibility creates a separate universe, then there should be an inconceivable amount of universes where the events on Earth are exactly the same, down to the tiniest particle, but it just so happens that a uranium atom buried deep in a planet on the other side of the universe decided to decay now instead of a couple milliseconds later.
Ok so I may be an idiot or something, but how the hell can something be "More hydrating than water"? Hydrating. Hydrate. Hydr- (or its variant hydro-) is a Greek-originating prefix meaning water. Water is hydration by lexiconical definition. Water has the most water per volume at 1 cubic meter of water per cubic meter. Water has the most hydration ability per volume.
WATER IS THE MOST HYDRATING LIQUID, BECAUSE IT IS LITERALLY JUST WATER.
Genuinely curious about this pattern I've noticed
Why are a good majority of gay couples in media also interracial? Like, did the media producers just need to concentrate as much diversity as possible into one area so that it could fill out the representation quota as easily as possible? Or is it that societally the first thing that we think of when we hear "gay couple" is also an interracial couple so the media bends to that perception? Or am I just completely overthinking this coincidence and this isn't as big of a pattern as I think it is?
CALLING ALL PEOPLE WHO LIKE/WANT PIXEL ART OF LITERALLY ANYTHING, PLEASE COMMISSION ME
I have commissions that only cost $10-$20 per drawing that have been open for almost 2 months now, and literally only one person has ordered one, and I really really really REALLY thought that I would've gotten more by now.
PLEASE SOMEONE ORDER MY COMMISSIONS I'M BEGGING Y'ALL
I am trying my hardest, searching as much as I can for people who might be interested in buying. 90% have been silent, and the other 10% have been "Oh that's cool!" or "Sorry I'm broke" (I'm not blaming anyone for that of course, the economy is crap right now, especially in America which is the majority country of origin on Tumblr according to Google). I've been trying to share my own art, building a portfolio that hopefully people will see and think "hey I should commission this guy" but NO ONE BITES!
I LEGITIMATELY JUST WANT TO DRAW STUFF FOR PEOPLE
I'm not in dire financial straits by any means, this is not a matter of life and death, I can afford not getting commissions. But like, c'mon man, I want to help and draw people's ideas in my style! Am I doing something wrong? Is there a reason why people aren't commissioning me, specifically? I feel like I'm going crazy over this.
THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE A GUILT TRIP IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM
I know this sounds incredibly desperate, pathetic, and probably entitled to some degree, but please, I just want people to commission me. I think my rates are quite cheap, the one person who did commission me really really liked the drawing of their 5 cats that I did, and a Tumblr mutual once said that my pixel art was "INSANELY charming" 9 months ago when I drew them a thing at the beginning of Artfight 2025 (their words, not mine, but I'm still riding that high. Hell, the entire time during Artfight, all of the people I drew for were really happy with what I drew).
pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
I'm only half joking with the amount of desperation I'm portraying/playing up in this post, I'm actually kinda desperate to draw things for other people. To quote Brett Hand from Inside Job: "I physically need people to like me"
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Why is "Damn it" combined into "Dammit" AND NOT "DAMNIT"?!?!