#omfg kat

[naturesdick]

It wasn't an offer ☉_☉

.................... @_@

[selfishdecisions-blog]

[text] You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.

                     TEXT MESSAGES MEME.     status: accepting.

                              [ sms // trintrin ---- delivered ] and where’s the lie?

[selfishdecisions-blog]

[ text ] I’ve been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night…. When you pushed me through that glass table.

        [ sms // little lady ---- delivered ] you’re very much welcome xx

[jaredfletcher]

penelopefairfax replied to your post “How does it feel to work in a police department filled with vampires?”

[pm] Do you actually think that?

[pm] That police officers must serve and protect? Yes.

That leather dusters are cool as heck? Yes.

That you’re some kind of conspiracy theorist asking me about office politics? Yes.

But which one did you mean, ma’am?

[heartkillingqueen-archive-b-blog]

eden-salvatore

"Just so you know, I may or may not have changed your answering machine message. You now run a secret morgue for murderers to hide their victims. You're welcome."

[valerikay]

Hey hey hey ,, it's wifey again. Just want to go ahead and warn that this new blog will be NSFW, and contain the following: Boobies, Art, RusAme, other people, dresses, eye stabbing, and correct grammar and spelling, soda, cupcakes, candy, food, porn, maybe a porno... idk about that one yet. YET. And me, wifey. and Val. You know val, right? is this PROMO working? it totally should. uuuuummm.... i'm trying to max out the character usage. So. Yea. Oh and val will be wearing an apron. It'll be cute

Correction: the porno will not be live action, if it exists at all

[alwayskaterina-archive-blog]

Wide Awake

Send me "Wide Awake" and I'll tell you a random 3AM thought my character would have about yours.

I wonder what kind of gel he uses.

[sqrapadoo]

Kat: NO IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT KIND ALL FOOTBALL IS STUPID