#omfg lea

[aconissa]

I feel like Achilles is the type to go to lush because he needs one thing but when he comes out he spent £200 on thirty different things and when Patroclus just looks at him and the things he bought incredulously Achilles is like "at least 70% of these are for us to use together and look how soft my skin is"

IVE NEVER AGREED WITH A HEADCANON MORE THAN THIS ONE

[bluecloakedbowandarrow]

      "I don't bathe with'im 'cause I don't even wanna know if he's a lass or a lad."

[shibuya-mansion-blog]

Beautiful booty, caressing the booty Dissing the booty, missing the booty Messing with the booty Oh what a wonderful booty Powerful booty, finding the booty Give me the booty, wake up booty Breakfast booty, lunch booty Supper booty, dinner booty Expensive booty, cheap booty Buffet booty, hot booty Cold booty, takeout booty Delivery booty All Booty

"… Well, Anon, you’ve gone and done it. The Prince is on a rampage now because of this and the other four messages you sent. I feel bad for you, man; she’s gonna kill you. Though, I can see where you’re coming from. The Prince’s booty is fiiine. I’d totally tap that if-“

“Care to finish that sentence, Fourth?”

"… Oh crap… Prince, I didn’t mean it, I swear-“

And then Toki wasn’t heard from for the rest of the day. 

[q-puckermans-blog]

I LOVE YOU KEVINNNNN

[zj-maalik]