heyy, let’s make a cannonball contest! yeah!
Keyleth: I jump in and I turn myself into an earth elemental!
Pike: I have my gauntlets on!
Scanlan: level 2 Thunderwave, bitches!
Percy: fuckinmg hold my chicken as I go grab my giant cheesecloth teabag of RAW SoDiUM and a kettle and fuken cannonball myself into the pool taking 23pts of bludgeoning and piercing damage from the flying kettle shrapnels--











