Sep 13, 2018
Ryan Reynolds here. Quick question. Do pick up lines work on you? How does one even flirt with Captain America? What *is* the secret to your pants? I mean heart. I clearly - never you mind. I'm, as usual, asking for a friend. Stay awesome! *salutes*
*deep sigh… then sits down to write again, wondering how the hell this guy’s fan letters keep getting through*
Mr. Ryan Reynolds,
I don’t really flirt. Please tell your friend that I am extremely flattered, but I’m trying to focus on my career. I’ve never been much good at pick up lines or flirting anyhow.
The secret to loose pants is suspenders. I get mine at Macy’s. If you want, I’m sure I can get you a coupon.
Sincerely,
Steve Rogers
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