#omg genius

[sanctiichor]

That's what im fucking talking about ‼️ ✨️

[stargirlygirl]

okay so i'm writing an nsfw chapter of my bakusquad omegaverse fic right now and like it's dawning on me like... can omegas even swallow an alphas cumshot?

am i fucking dumb or like??? sorry if you weren't ready to read that btw.

so like right if slick and knotting is turned up to 100 in omegaverse, how could you swallow that knot, ya know? it's like GUSHING mountains of cum like?

i'm not saying that you (as an omega) should take it like in there okay but where else is it gonna go? like on you? i mean yes ma'am but fr like, you're gonna need an everything shower after that cause it's probably soaked into your pores, iced you like a cake.

has anyone else ever had these thoughts before or am i like...😃

okay but plot twist omegas are like snakes. like you know how snakes will lay next to their prey and size them up and like get larger and starve themselves so they can consume their prey.

hear me out... so like, omega's stomachs prepare themselves by speeding up the digestive process to swallow their alphas cum. and the stomach knows to do this because of pheromones the alpha releases as they approach their orgasm. was that too much?

or maybe omegas shouldn't swallow cumshots idk.

bless your sweet souls if this came across your feed i'm dearly sorry but also thank you for taking a moment to glimpse into my mind

[rntsuoka]

wow progress

[a-v-j]

*Slabs Geno Cause- uhm. Reasons* Geno. What the funk is wrong with you? Eon is a precious, loved bean.

[thethreedeadkings]

[myst3rysblog]

Pirates and vampires just have such gay energy. Like if I’m watching a movie with one they better be a lil fruity. One it’s historically accurate and two it just makes sense. You know who else a lil lgbt COWBOYS I mean we already made brokeback mountain HOLLYWOOD WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF??

[lexxxwasniahc]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Venom (Movie 2018) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Eddie Brock/Venom Symbiote, Eddie Brock & Venom Symbiote Characters: Eddie Brock, Venom Additional Tags: vid, Crack, Mary Tyler Moore Show - Freeform Summary:

Who among us didn't watch Venom and immediately think of this?

astolat: Everyone except Speranza but shhhh Speranza: oh come on! it was obvious!

[frobishvr]

When you want to rename your blog ‘rhysies-pieces’ because of a joke you made a week ago, but it’s already taken

wHEN YOU WANT TO RENAME YOUR BLOG ‘RHYSIESPIECES’ SO YOU CAN STILL HAVE THE NAME BUT IT’S  A L R E A D Y  T A K E N