#omgchp

[summerwaves-autumnskies]

So sorry not sorry that I am total Check, Please Trash right now. Like...The update/season finale has officially killed me. It might be all you see for a while. 

[tea-cub]

*giggles girlishly*

Jack looks really handsome in his sunglasses.

[jackzimmerslam]

Shitty’s hair is growing, we are at 12% flow capacity

[pronetawander]

Tango has questions like Johnson has answers. Tango doesn’t mean to discover the Haus ghosts, he just kind of… Sees them one day, chillin’ on the stairs. Girls in the Haus, other than Lardo or Farmer… Are you here for Ransom and Holster? But they’re just frozen, watching him wide eyed and whispering frantically to each other . “Is he talking to US? Like can he see us? Damn, this is officially some Stephan King shit-” before the drift off to hide in the attic. Tango promptly goes on a question bonanza. “Did you know the Haus is haunted?” “Do you know what there names are?” “Have you ever seen them before?” “Have you ever felt them?” “Which room do you think is theirs?” “When’d they die? How’d they die?” “I wonder if they understand snapchap?” “I wonder if they had Google?” “Do you think they can smell Bitty’s pies and get jealous?” “I wonder if they like EpiKegster?” “Do you think the Haus ghosts follow the by-laws?” “Do they have their own by-laws?” “Do they hate the LAX bros too?” “I wonder who they like to haunt the most?” Holster gets mad at Tango because all his questions are flipping a switch in Ransom and now Ransom won’t go into their room by himself for fear of spectral groping. No one is as invested in those ghosts as much as Tango is, so when everyone brushes him off he gets frustrated enough that he goes to the library in search of an explanation. Tango finds the old newspaper film, learns their names, buys some flowers and visits their graves. He makes a copy of their pictures and after a visit the nearby thrift store, finds a small chipped picture frame with ‘BFF’ written in glitter, Tango gets to work. Tango is building a small shrine on top of the water heater when an ice cold hand gooses his butt, another pinching his cheek. He swears he hears a giggle, but Tango has a feeling that after so many years being invisible, they’re probably shy. Tango and the ghosts become fast friends, but everyone gets suspicious when Tango suddenly starts knowing things. When they ask him he just says “The Haus ghosts told me.” One by one everyone starts to believe. When Tango tells them about the shrine he made, Lardo replaces the grainy black and white newspaper clipping with two tiny legit oil painted portraits before moving the shrine into the living room. Slowly everyone contributes to the shrine, leaving little trinkets or flowers. Chowder a small stuffed shark. During a jester someone leaves a pair of shot glasses and for the rest of the year everyone makes sure they’re always topped off. Bitty even leaves a mini pie… That he finds Tango eating less than an hour later. At first Bitty is pissed when Tango tells him that he was under strict orders to appreciate it on behalf of the ghosts… Until Tango guiltily admits the ghosts also told me ALL about Jack Zimmermann and Bitty just retreats, blushing madly after telling Tango that if he or his ghosts like pie he’ll keep his mouth shut. And that’s all I got. Sorry. I couldn’t help myself. The Tango Who Knows Things was just so much more fun than The Tango Who Knows Nothing. Besides, we all know Tango knew first.

[samwellcelly]