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starbucks au for @ominousarchangel
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yo my man B33 what's your opinion on Davepetasprite²
horrid. awful character. complete and utter waste of a rewrite of both nepeta and davesprite. what was hussie thinking
Not a quote but have a Lablondw. :3
John: what’s my sexuality? well, heh. i guess you could say........ i don’t give any fucks.
Jane: ...
Jane: Is that your way of coming out as ace?
John: yeah, that’s pretty much all i got.
dave, drawing sbahj: *draws incorrect line*
dave: ew what a cringe ass nae nae baby
dave: *draws a different line*
dave: fuck now im gay
Dirk: So is this what relationships should be like?
Roxy: yes
Roxy: were like kismatesprites
Dave: yall are sprites
Dave: mmmm sprite
Dirk: What does that mean.
Roxy: means we from macdonals
Roxy: donalms
Dave: spicy
Dave: “mimcdomnalds”
John: i plan to live in a mcdonald’s as a living grease trap.
Dave: damn bro goals
John: mine and roxy’s relationship is just trying to strangle one another and then kissing the wound.
Dirk: I don’t think strangulation causes a wound?
Dirk: I think it just causes brain damage.
Roxy: it does if ure not a pussy
Roxy: nails bro. use em
Dirk: My nails are too short.
Dirk: I do have a bunch of razors I can tape to some gloves?
Roxy: 😳
Karkat, in the afternoon: DON’T TRUST MORNING YOU. MORNING YOU IS A DICK. MORNING YOU WOULD SELL YOUR LOVED ONES IF IT GOT THEM AN EXTRA FIVE MINUTES OF SLEEP
Karkat, from tomorrow morning: MAYBE MORNING ME WOULDN’T BE SUCH A DICK IF THAT FLAKY BITCH EVENING ME HAD GONE TO BED INSTEAD OF WATCHING ROMCOMS ‘TIL BULGE O’CLOCK IN THE MORNING.
Karkat, from this evening: WELL, EVENING ME MIGHT HAVE GONE TO SLEEP AT A REASONABLE HOUR IF THAT DUMBASS AFTERNOON ME HADN’T LAID DOWN FOR A “LITTLE NAP” THAT LASTED FOUR HOURS!
All three Karkats: *INDECIPHERABLE CALIGINOUS YELLING BC THIS DUMBASS IS SPADES FOR HIMSELF SOMEHOW*
fantroll edit for @ominousarchangel! this one was really hard,, nep has a lot of clothes