from the river to the sea 🇵🇸🍉🇵🇸🍉

▪️what up im dave im 25 and i never fuckin learned how to read ▪️he / him || whiteboy grilldad || aroace || adhd || plural ▪️ THIS GUYS BITCH COUNT: 27 actually. welcome to the brainstuck system (nunyagenic)

[kuchipatch1]

a lil gift for @aroacedavestrider ! I wanted to submit it but i couldnt figure out if you had submissions open or not so jKLJFDKLJDFS sorry for the tag

[shroomgluggler]

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

[tumblr]

The moment we’ve been waiting for 🥁

we're wrapping up our music month with the top 20 artists tumblr users are most engaging with based on user data; the musicians that spark a creative flame within us all. the music of tumblr wouldn’t be what it is without these creative masters of sound.

without further ado, the top artist of 2025-2026 was… Lana Del Rey! ever since "Video Games" dropped in 2011, Lana has been a tumblr mainstay. so ingrained with the girlblogging aesthetic, and with our platform, the lana stove is burning hotter than ever and we love to see it.

turns out tumblr truly transcends genres and labels as much as ever. must be a sign of the times...

20. Twenty One Pilots 19. Ethel Cain 18. Harry Styles 17. Hyunjin 16. SEVENTEEN 15. Sabrina Carpenter 14. Jung Kook 13. The Beatles 12. Bang Chan 11. ATEEZ 10. BTS 9. Taylor Swift 8. Hatsune Miku 7. Gerard Way 6. Vocaloid 5. ENHYPEN 4. Stray Kids 3. My Chemical Romance 2. TXT 1. Lana Del Rey

[katelyn-danger]

[irregodless]

is the transcendence of genres and labels in the room with us right now

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You have became this medieval role, how do you feel about it

you are in the medieval era and you have this role!

How do you feel?

great!! I love this

good!

It's okay

So bad. I hate this

This is similar to my real job!

Results/other

Voting ended onJul 18

[aroacedavestrider]

hheh. hheheh. HHEEHEHAAAHAAH [EVIL AUTISM CACKLING]

MY SPECIAL INTEREST

[dick-hardboiled]

There is absolutely a platonic explanation for that

[dick-hardboiled]

But I will also entertain the non platonic for my own edification do u understand

[goldensunset]

[kuemori]

finding out your oomfs live in the same state as you is really Scary because then going outside starts to feel like this

[389]

[asexual-will]

I will asexual-ify any character I want, I will asexualize characters in ways you've never seen before. I Do Not Care. Your fav is a virgin now. They are unfuckable

[aroacedavestrider]

additionally i will aromantify any character i want. i will aromantify characters in ways youve never seen before I Do Not Care. your fav is loveless now. they are undateable

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[rslashrats]

[cringecorp]

so. i do this thing where i wake up still half-asleep, write a note in my phone, and then fall back asleep and forget about it completely until i find the note later.

and i need to show you all some of these because ?????

[aroacedavestrider]

ok prev called me tf out so now im obliged to put these here

^ fun fact this one ive actually posted before and it got like 60k notes

^ and this is supposed to say “#1 christmas movie of all time”. btw.

[april132009]

rose is still my favorite homestuck character to draw

[girls4losers]

i gotta remember this

[plaguedocboi]

ITS GREAT LAKES AWARENESS DAY!!!!!

On this excellent day, be aware that this is the largest group of freshwater lakes in the world, covering over 95,000 square miles and reaching depths of over a thousand feet. They are beautiful freshwater seas.

Also when you die in these lakes, the very cold, oxygen-poor conditions at the bottom preserves you perfectly for all eternity. You will not rot and nothing will eat you. You will exist for as long as the Great Lakes do. Many shipwrecks still have the crew on board. Be Aware.

[bunjywunjy]

that last paragraph only applies to Lake Superior, the northernmost Great Lake! to be fair though, Superior is bigger than all of the other Great Lakes combined.

and that's not to say that the other Great Lakes aren't equally dangerous! each of these things earned the 'Great' descriptor for a reason, and the only reason they aren't all classified as inland seas is because they're not salty.

Lake Michigan in particular is really good at creating waterlogged corpses and hiding them in weird places, and every single Great Lake is full of shipwrecks and ghost stories.

and you know what? 10/10 I would let these things eat me anyways.

be aware!

[bunjywunjy]

fun optional addition, LAKE SUPERIOR VS THE EAST COAST

you could drown an entire small country in this thing

[lookninjas]

Great Lakes Awareness Day is May 5th this year!

[thesanityclause]

LET'S GO LAKE WHO NEVER GIVES UP HER DEAD LET'S GO!!!

[alex51324]

Great Lakes Awareness Day for 2026 is May 4. You only have a few days to get ready!

[aroacedavestrider]

URGENT fucking request does ANYBODY literally fucking ANYBODY have the post with the lyrics to gasoline by halsey superimposed over the two pictures of the chicken. Are You Insane Like Me. Been In Pain Like Me. and theres a chicken. please ive been looking for hours

[homophobla]

Throwback to the time tumblr accidentally sent a post 15 years into the past

[homophobla]

https://www.tumblr.com/pinkiepieistraight/810758631765295104

Found a link

[fleshengine]

What the fuck does this site's backend look like

[pinene]

Loving the implication that this website could have a backend strange enough to make time travel real

[mircalla]

so in 2026 the time travel bug is still there? is tumblr staff just gonna keep making stupid changes instead of fixing real problems forever?

[mario-with-sunglasses]