🍪 - Billie, Abel, Zane
make cookies for - Billie. I think he’d be kind enough to at least try and eat one...before promptly spitting it out. @billiewashington make a five-course meal for - Abel, because he’s clever enough to know not to eat anything I make. If it’s not all burnt, by some miracle of God, then it’s definitely still very raw or turned to poison somewhere between the first course and the fifth. @abelwashington burn all their food - Zane, but to be fair, that’s what I serve every time I’ve tried to cook, so that’s not saying much. @crimsonfaux











