#omnituxns

[gxthamprince-archive]

       ❝ got that information i need? ❞

[justaghoststory]

omnituxns replied to your post:[[MOR]

kei you fucking hottie biscotti ilu

come into my bosom u hottie u im ur cat dumpling 5eva

[vulneratis]

+5

mutationisnotadisease - devorarex - omnituxns - glitter-inthe-gutter - florare

      "Uh, need some help there?"

[officer-grayson]

omnituxns started following you

 Hiya there, Babsie.

[drpenelopeyoung]

Ms. Gordon.

[rustvrvan]

omnituxns replied to your post “( it’s 28 degrees outside ) [[MOR] and i guess i thought it’d...”

my fucking baeeeeee

( my fuckin wifeeeeeeeeee christ i love you more than anything )

[fxrsakenme]

       ❝ ———what're you doing? ❞

[spacegallivanter]

omnituxns

As much as he liked being recognized wherever he went (well, mostly in Kree and Spartax space, anyway), he had to admit that once in a while, he did enjoy his anonymity on Earth. It added a layer of challenge when it came to talking women up.

        Especially when he'd come to the part where he told them that he was half-alien.

        "Hi," he said with a grin. "Come here often?"