Apr 1
this is me btw if you even care
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this is me btw if you even care
Damn girl you piss with that dick?
touching grass isn’t enough anymore i need to pee in grass
you know what they say about April showers right?
(this is a piss kink post) (you should piss in the grass)
tell me why i started a round of geoguessr and these signs were the first things i saw
clearly one of them you're allowed to piss on and one of them you're not allowed to piss on
*me, going door to door with a clipboard* hello, would you like to sign my petition to make wet yourself wednesday and full bladder friday national holidays?
*me trying and failing to flirt with someone with a piss kink*
“i need to Pokémon go to the bathroom”
you know, i’ve heard a rumor that being desperate to pee actually makes you better at tasks 🤔 whether it’s cleaning or video games or anything else. it’s definitely true, proven by science. i swear