Re-reading AMOD for the millionth time has me thinking about the detail that Daniil made a habit of holding until he leaked, but ultimately always made it to the bathroom in time. I'm imagining a scenario where he's indulging in that little habit of his, but someone (lbr, Artemy) comes in at just the wrong time and stops him from leaving. Maybe he's hovering in the doorway to ask some questions and Daniil can't just step around him, but he doesn't want to admit that he's on the verge of wetting himself. He's obviously jittery and shaking with a pained expression, so Artemy assumes he's unwell and moves to grasp his shoulders and get a better look at him... and that's when the inevitable happens and Daniil wets himself with a loud whimper. Artemy's guilty as hell, but also transfixed, obviously. He asks why Daniil didn't just go sooner and Daniil has to sheepishly admit he likes to hold until he nearly wets himself.
I know you haven't posted piss anons in a while, so no pressure to post/respond to this one if you don't feel like it! Just a gift from one piss freak to another.
long ass nasty burda piss posting under the cut<3 (YOUR LAST REMINDER THAT THIS IS AN 18+ BLOG)
*cracks knuckles* bestie did you steal this directly from my brain and/or list of fic ideas in my notes app. this is SOOO tempting to write, and ive literally thought about writing this exact fic before......especially when writing ch3 of dream with a fever when artemy thinks daniil is sick because hes sweaty and flushed and squirming. my omo brainworms were so loud. as they always are
artemy insisting that he looks like hes in pain and his quiet stifled whimpers sound like it too, plus the squirming could be him contorting out of pain...he cant let daniil leave in such a state, especially not when he could have the early stages of the sand pest!!! and if daniil tries to bolt for the door anyway (probably because of a leak) then artemy wouldnt hesitate to grab him and manhandle him until hes pinned and not at risk of escaping. of course theyre both really normal about this, especially daniil who may or may not have leaked a little more with every sudden movement.
and of course i love it when they both have omo kinks (even if one or both of them dont realize it hehe), ofc daniil has one because he holds so much but idk if artemy should know he has one before he sees daniil wet himself. would be fun to have secret omo enjoyer artemy be like "theres no way he actually needs to piss, he would never be SO desperate like this, thats just my dirty mind seeing what i want to see, stop getting hard imagining it when that is definitely not why hes panting like that." and daniil obviously wouldnt admit how badly he has to go, so its a recipe for disaster.
and i love the wetting on someone else trope. maybe artemy pins him against the wall so he cant wriggle his way free and his thigh just happens to slide between daniils, prying them apart and pinning his hands too so he can get a better look at him without his writhing. and well. no hands + legs spread + can't move much = a very loud whining daniil finally begging him to let him go but immediately pissing himself before artemy can even respond. and if artemy didnt know he had an omo kink before he definitely does now, with the flood of warmth and daniils obscene sounds of relief<3
artemy is so hard he cant breathe but he cant remove his leg, not when daniil has his trembling thighs clamped around it as hes soaking it, hell, daniil probably cant even stand up by himself without artemy holding him up. but that means that daniil definitely feels how aroused he is, especially after he started wetting himself, and he is just as mortified if not more than daniil for 1. not letting daniil go earlier 2. not moving from their position even as he got soaked 3. getting off on it so fucking much
he cant bring himself to move even after daniils stream stops. daniils gasping moans turn to just heavy breathing as he recovers from the sheer relief of it, and hes still shaking as artemy tries to collect his words. when daniil finally opens his eyes, artemy watches his pupils contract at the light and then dilate upon looking at artemys face and down at their laps
depending how realistic we want to be or how much pornlogic we can tolerate, the reactions can vary. tangent: a lot of omo stuff has ppl cry afterwards and i cannot imagine why people find it hot i fucking hate it, but even if i did find it hot, i definitely do not think either of them would cry, especially with how humiliating it is already. i have no shame and id probably have artemy whisper shakily, "shudkher, im so sorry, oynon..." and then daniil replies ".......are you really sorry?" and grinds against him. because daniil isnt dumb, he can feel how turned on he is and he can see how bright red his face and ears are and he knows that no sane person who wasnt into piss would stay with his legs getting soaked, much less get hard from it and stay there after the realization hits
and turning the humiliation back on artemy would be really cute......daniil might be the one who drank too much coffee and couldnt hold it, but artemy held him close so that he wet him too, and daniil might be hardening again quickly but artemy has been rock hard since he pinned him to the wall. why were you at the devils sacrament type shit. especially if daniils like "you sick fuck, held me down until i pissed myself for your own sexual gratification, how depraved" but before artemy can snap out of his frozen panic state and back away, daniils arching his back and rocking his hips against his thick thigh, not trying to break free at all, showing him that he unequivocally fucking loves artemy being depraved..........
good god this has been sitting in my drafts for ages i didnt realize it was this long and this nasty. can you tell i missed writing pathomo?? Where My Piss Freaks At.
yes my sweet shy piss anon we can and should always add a little bit of piss<3 in fact it is our moral obligation to add a Lot of piss to everything ever. Smile (nsft omo under the cut)
yes please anon you know me so well<3<3<3. daniil has been downing coffee like crazy of course, both before artemy interrupts him and after, because he really needs to focus (of course, it has the opposite effect since caffeine is a diuretic and daniil is a piss slut). meanwhile artemy keeps sucking without permission and daniils keeps getting distracted by that, and he wants to punish artemy by making him wait as long as possible but he knows that if he excuses himself to the bathroom, artemy is going to touch himself the moment the door shuts, so he just gets squirmier and squirmier so he can get back at artemy.......artemys still trying to rile him up enough to fuck his throat, though, so he starts running his hands up his thighs, not realizing that daniils so hypersensitive from his mouth and how badly he needs to piss that he nearly makes him leak.
daniil finally tries to excuse himself, stammering an excuse and starting to withdraw from artemys mouth but youre so right, artemy would grab his hips with his full strength to keep his cock firmly in his mouth and pin him in place<3 and when daniil stutters and writhes, artemy thinks its because he doesnt want to come, so he sucks and licks him and would give him a proper blowjob if he didnt instantly leak into his mouth.
and artemy (piss kinkster, not sure if this scenario would have their piss kinks known or not) looks up at him and swallows, one of the hands on his hips trailing inward to graze against his bladder, and daniil realizes that artemy is just as into this as he is. and a lot of opportunities open up here:
1. roles reverse a little, daniil loses control involuntarily due to all the warmth and wetness, blushing and humiliated more and more with each spurt even though artemys enthusiastically holding him as far as he can go, pressing on his bladder, rutting against his boot, and swallowing every drop so eagerly<3
2. daniil stays dom and says something like "you greedy bastard, you cant seem to stop sucking when youre not supposed to and you really cant even let me up for two seconds to use the bathroom? well, maybe this will teach you a lesson, if you insist on behaving so impertinently..." and he pisses in his mouth as a "punishment". it isnt a very effective deterrent, if the moans with every swallow are any indication......<3
3. um. some really nasty watersportsy stuff. idk if anybody here is into human urinal type stuff (its really context dependent for me personally) but...daniil commenting that if artemy wants to earn the right to suck him off by cockwarming him, he could at least prove himself useful by drinking his piss so he could work without bathroom breaks. and for he rest of the "work session", daniil is CHUGGING water like a p1 speedrun so he can piss as much as he can in artemys extremely willing mouth. something something his mouth beats the p1 piss buckets. (and if you want omo too, if artemy gets up, hed be defeating the whole point and his reward would be forfeit......so artemy is holding his piss AND daniils piss in such a cramped space where he cant touch himself.......daniil reprimands him for pissing himself, saying that if he wanted piss on his floor, hed just do it himself and wouldnt bother letting artemy drink his, but artemy says he wont let it drip on the floor next time. hhhhhhhhhh. naturally daniil fucks his face as another "punishment" that's really a reward)
anyway. artemy is such a good research assistant isnt he!
anon this might be the funniest introduction to an ask ive ever seen. thank you so much. (nsft omo under the cut<3)
screenshot 1: THIS IS SO INCREDIBLE ANON. THANK YOU. IM IN LOVE WITH THIS. I WANT TO TURN THIS INTO A QUICK ONESHOT SO BADLY. daniil being hopelessly attracted to artemy in general but also because he always smells like blood (maybe hes in denial about liking him like that so he tells himself its the blood)...putting up a fight at first but he knows he needs to feed so he gives in and straddles artemys lap. and of course hes soooo thirsty that it feels sooooo good, and maybe if we want to be super indulgent then its like porno vampire shit where his saliva has numbing or even aphrodisiac type hormones/endorphins for the evolutionary purpose of disarming and relaxing the vampires victim...and artemy has daniils mouth and lips and tongue on his throat, his wanton moans in his ear and thrumming against his jugular, and the weight of him on his lap, so he very quickly is VERY aroused. and the marking aspect of knowing that artemy is going to have the : dots that are VERY OBVIOUSLY DANIIL'S vampire fang marks on his neck is soooo good too. artemy already being so down bad before the piss is 10/10
screenshot 2: i learn so much. chat never say you dont learn anything reading my blog. so far ive learned about vampire bats and cold diuresis. anyways ummm yeah, daniil necking him and snuggling a little with artemy holding him close for normal reasons when he realizes hes going to piss in approximately 2 seconds uh oh. and artemy being too foggy and horny and touch-starved to let him leave, and the wriggling and squirming feels an awful lot like hes grinding on him, so of course artemy holds him closer to hear more of his gasping and panting. and then moaning. and artemys secret omo kink is unexpectedly SO fed (just like daniil) and daniil is SO unexpectedly turned on by artemy holding him down on his bulge as he pisses on both of them......awooga
dont worry anon, this isnt body h/orror at all to me! this is good shit, im in love with this concept wowwww. i agree vampire!daniil is really good!!! i will always love any concept that has character(s) with omo kink, wetting in general (bonus for lapwetting), and some sort of loss of control/giving in to bodily urges..... thank you anon this is a hall of fame ask<3<3<3
*crazed nodding* mhm mhm mhm mhm everything about this ask is perfect. (nsft exhib omo piss drinking under the cut)
(context) all 3 of them are the most stubborn fucks. andrey making a comment about how big artemy is is such a good detail, and its unclear if hes referencing his general frame or his bladder or his cock yes yes. daniil drinking artemys piss in public to defend his honor is soooooo........jesus. and in an attempt to embarrass him, andrey keeps artemy in a conversation while daniils drinking, and its loud in the pub but maybe its not too busy and they can both *hear* the hissing muffled by daniils mouth.......artemys ears are red but he has such a shit-eating grin like "mhm, andrey? what were you saying...?" because obviously no matter what hes winning their dick measuring contest.
bratty daniil who complains is good but piss slut daniil who jumps at the chance to get on his knees for him is. also choice. and daniil being offended that andreys implying he ISNT a piss slut anymore is so very daniil. proving the haters wrong by swallowing every drop of artemys piss (and cum). and making a joke that its better than twyrine.
and artemy regularly pushing daniil under the table when he needs to go from then on >///////< YEAH REALLY GOOD IM GOING TO THINK ABOUT THIS EVERY WAKING MOMENT NOW. like maybe after thats already established, on another night artemy orders more drinks while glancing at daniil with a smirk, and he was planning on going slow but daniil just looks him in the eye and orders another round. and another. and he keeps giving artemy drinks (both alcoholic and not) because if artemy thought that hed fluster daniil by ordering one extra drink, he was vastly underestimating how insatiable about this daniil was. and daniil keeps giving him drinks and keeps disappearing under the table, and obviously daniil himself would have to piss too at some point but its up to you if he pisses himself at artemys feet (bonus points for rewetting too, and daniils only allowed to piss while hes drinking artemys so hes trying to give artemy drinks to give himself some relief...) or if he excuses himself outside (just like he refuses to let artemy do). its just very delicious to imagine someone walking up to artemy alone at the table and asking where daniil went, wasnt he just sitting next to him a minute ago? and artemy, buried in daniils throat and pissing full force as he speaks, nonchalantly cards his fingers in daniils hair under the table (and maybe presses his boot into daniils bulge....) and says "hes busy right now" or even better, "hes getting a drink. hell be back soon, dont worry."<3<3<33333
Every mention of the patho 1 piss bucket sends me ngl. I can absolutely imagine Daniil taking one look at that and deciding we're not doing that, he can hold it, especially considering that he's meant to be in the town for like one day. Too proud to use the bucket so instead he pisses himself in front of the hot steppe doctor smh
LIKE THIS IS JUST TOO FUNNY
exactly exactly exactlyyy. the cognitive dissonance is soooo good to me...daniil looks at That and says absolutely not, thats too degrading, i would NEVER debase myself by stooping that low! and then proceeds to not only make himself look like a snob, but then embarrasses himself far more overall by shifting from foot to foot, crossing his legs, holding himself, all the while artemys telling him to just fucking use it or go outside, yet daniil staunchly refuses to "embarrass himself" by relieving himself in such an undignified manner, maintaining that moral high ground stance even as hes actively wetting himself in front of artemy and blushing like crazy.......his expensive capital trousers are obviously and unmistakably soaked (and tented), but at least he didnt humiliate himself by pissing in a bucket, right? (artemy considers agreeing just to get daniil to do that again)
