#onceuponymous

[isfjmel-phleg]

I'm pretty sure they're arguing about whose fault it was that they took the world's most circuitous route to my door (post office did some weird stuff)

Anyway, I love them, thank you so much, @onceuponymous!

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

Simon: I've got a job with a bunch of peers and I might even be getting a baddie I won't fumble :) (most of the peers + baddie turn out to be sacrificing children) Simon: can I have ONE nice thing

WHWEEZE

[vellichorom]

more like chunk-ar partridge amiright eyyyyyyyy

indeed... turkey boyfriend...

[cryptocism]

"Baby Thawne, when you become 30th century president and they ask you how you got this far, tell them it was our family's singleminded obsession across generations with coming up with a good name to be a foil to Bartholomew "Barry" Allen. The future is yours, Thaddeus." [kicking a scrap of paper with "bArt" written on it + a hand mirror under the bed]

the Thawnes are here for duality and thematic cohesion ONLY at this point. the 30th century descendants are asked why they're still fighting with the Allens and their response is a half-baked "c'maaan we're thematic parallels look its in the name its destinyyyy"

[aroaceleovaldez]

47 for the playlist!

Ask game - Send me a number 1-257 and I’ll tell you a song from my Riordanverse playlist and what character it is.

47: C'mon - P!ATD.

Okay this one actually isn't one specific character but just all of HoO. Listen. We've all watched that one Viria lyricstuck.

[ladder-discourse]

Werewolf Edgeworth howling at the moon like: ngoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

LDFSMLDSFKMLKLDSFKLMKLDS SHRIEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

He hasn’t had much practice at being a wolf OK!!!!! 8′(

[theflannelwizard]

draw purple tired hypnotism boy

he sure is purple and tired

[trauma-express]

I want to hear you roast The Cat, if you're willing. She's one of my faves and she sucks.

ooooh boy dsgsfgfdghj lets go:

snapped at Frank when he just wanted to make some hypoallergenic panckes?? ungrateful!!

remembered Tulip enough that she recognized her face in Lake despite the punk makeover, but not enough to think about the fact she was made of metal

probably doesnt know how humans work in general, forgot Simon had a fixed collarbone until he couldnt squeeze through the box like her

says Grace is full of herself and has no respect for personal property like that doesnt also describe her just admit u dont like her bc ur jealous shes close w Simon and go

just CANNOT communicate like a normal person i get she... isnt rlly normal but “wheres the showmanship!” this is why ur estranged train son is a cult leader just tell people info PLEASE

also called a harmonica a buzzletoot and i thnk we should talk more abt the Cat making up names for stuff dfsgghgf