Hello. Dis I, ADB gremlin, speaking in the name of mine and a few other gremlins uwu May I request Drake, Killer and Zoro getting an embarassing injury on their butts and having to ask their s/o for help? They are big beefy boys, no wonder they can't reach and treat themselves. They have to leave the butt care to their partner :3 Sheer embarrassed fluff :3
Hello Bas and gremlins UwU I probably spent a bit too much time laughing at this request, and contemplating if I should write this seriously or as a joke. Here we are though! I can assure you, I kept all of the gremlins in mind as I wrote this 😏
Drake
Drake does not want to talk about it. It’s embarrassing on several levels and what if you get the wrong idea from it? No. He’s not asking you for help. But of course, there’s only so much he can do to hide his injury, and you notice pretty soon. You offer to help him, and he somewhat reluctantly agrees.
Once he has to drop his pants, he’s a blushy mess. He knows there’s nothing intimate going on, but possibly that makes it even more embarrassed. You asking him questions doesn’t make it any better.
“How did you even get a wound on your ass?”
“Usually when they attack from behind they go for your back.”
“Was your enemy very small so they couldn’t get to your back?”
The more questions you ask him, the more certain he is that you’re teasing him. But you’re also helping him, so he lets it slide and ignores your teasing as much as he can. At this point, his face is putting tomatoes to shame.
“Hey, Drake. I think I know why they attacked your butt.”
He knew you were going to say something to embarrass him even more. He just knew it.
“They were just jealous of that fine ass of yours!”
Drake didn’t expect you to grab a handful of his ass prove your point, and let out a small yelp which made you burst out into laughter. Embarrassed, he pulls his pants up and wants to leave the room. Before he can do that though, you pull him back into your arms. Despite his embarrassment, he can’t help but give into your embrace. The two of you stay together like that for a while, before you speak up again.
“You do know I’ll have to check that injury again tomorrow, right?”
Zoro
Zoro hates the injury he got with a passion. He doesn’t mind getting injured or scarred, but did that sneaky guy really have to go for his ass? An injury on his back was a swordsman’s shame, even if it was on his ass. He really doesn’t want it to scar, even if he can’t see it himself, so he asks you for help.
At first you think he’s joking, or hinting towards something else. Zoro gets a little annoyed by this. He just wants you to take care of that wound, damnit. It takes a while to convince you that he’s serious, and by the end of it he’s shouting and slightly red from embarrassment.
The two of you finally get some privacy so you can tend to that injury. The majority of the time is passed in silence, until you finally speak up.
“Maybe I should ask Chopper to come help?”
“Hell no, Y/N!”
“But what if I don’t do a good enough job and it scars? That would be such a waste of such a fine ass!”
Zoro stares at you behind him as best as he an for a while, trying to figure out if you were being serious or if you were teasing him. He turns his head back to look in front of him, hoping you didn’t catch the blush on his cheeks.
“Don’t you dare get Chopper. Or tell anyone about this.”
“I was just teasing you. Though it would be a waste if this scarred. Guess I’ll have to keep an eye on this to make sure it heals nicely.”
“You just want an excuse to look at my ass, don’t you?”
Zoro groans. The laughter coming from behind him is all the confirmation he needs.
Killer
Killer is horribly embarrassed by it, and almost doesn’t dare ask you for help. He considered asking Kid, but that would just make things even more embarrassing. So he takes you aside and tells you he got hurt during the last battle and he needs you to help him take care of it. It’s a bit surprising, he’s never asked it before, but you tell him you’ll help.
Once he tells you it’s on his butt, you really have to hold back your laughter. Injuries are bad, sure, but the whole situation is a bit too comedic. You know Killer is a bit sensitive about people laughing at him though, so you hold back. Judging by the red spots on Killer’s neck and throat, he’s embarrassed enough as it is.
Killer is not dropping his pants any more than needed. He’s not staying like that any more than is needed. He really just wants this to be over with. You on the other hand, are taking your sweet time tending to that wound. He knows you’re doing it on purpose.
The moment you’re done, all he wants to do is pull up his pants and get away and distract himself from what just happened. You have other plans though, and you pull him back into the room and into your embrace. He resists it, but only for a little and not very seriously. Embarrassed or not, Killer is touch starved and loves your hugs.
“Hey Killer?”
“Hm?”
“Did you kill the guy who did that to you?”
“Yeah.”
“Too bad. I would have liked to kill them for damaging what is mine.”
You can hear a small yelp coming from Killer as you grab two handfuls of his ass. He tears away from you and quickly walks out of the room, while your laughter can be heard throughout the whole ship.