#onedirectionfam

[youfuckingloosah]

My kink: looking at Lottie be super successful at 18, collaborating with amazing brands, being a celebrity makeup artist and taking care of their family at the same time while El*anor is just a beard... again.

[youfuckingloosah]

i was on Lottie’s Twitter and i saw this ...

and then Harry just ...

i love this family istg ♥

[youfuckingloosah]

Happy birthday Harry 🎉

[youfuckingloosah]

Shoutout to Jay & Anne 📢

For having amazing and beautiful kids ! They must be really proud!!

[youfuckingloosah]

➞ Family first

[angelinapril]

He's so hot and i'm proud of this edit

[swaggiehoranxx]

Theoooo ❤💋😘😚🙌 #TheoHoran #NiallHoran #OneDirectionFam #Cute #Adorable #Green

[marcelluswallacelookslikeabitchh]

I saw Harry Styles' penis in person today.

Now that I have your attention:) To ALL the girls who write fanfictions these days about 5SOS and 1D<3 

It would be sooo nice if we could have a fanfiction where the girl wasn’t some lame, weak bitch that gets picked on but is actually gorgeous enough to steal the heart of a teenage heartthrob. (This is NOT real fucking life. People who get picked on are usually ugly weirdo freaks. Not condoning picking on people but none of these bitches would be getting picked on if they’re hot enough for a boy band guy.) Maybe the real girl who steals their heart is a spunky, quick witted, fun, “take no shit” type of girl that won’t come back after being cheated on or get kidnapped/raped/beaten by some rando drug lord that she has no idea he’s working for. Maybe she’s got moxie and maybe she’s the player that needs to be cracked into place and maybe she has a gay friend who’s equally as sassy if not more!(Mostly because none of the girls ever have gay bffs.. Idk.) Come on guys! Where’s a straight up bad ass bitch that’s secretly got a heart of gold who doesn’t give a flying fuck about how anyone sees her? She could be up front and blunt about everything and  maybe she knows shes hot and is confident and hilarious, and maybe she’s not a singer but maybe an arts student and she doesn’t fall for dumbass macho man bullshit. I want to see a fic where a ***Flawless bitch accidently falls in love with a goofy, adorably cute band member who is the sweetest most out of her league guy ever but she loves him and thinks he’s perfect like we do.(Not out of our league but we love them even tho they’re wierdos..) And instead of stupid, pointless problems that no one has they could have real life problems like fucking bills or their wifi isn’t working….(I dunno.) Anyways, I’ve rambled but my point is can we please have a bitch with some class and confidence as our main girl instead of all these insecure, attention craving girls who really just want a hot guy to call them beautiful. Our boys need a partner. Someone to conquer the world with not someone who hides behind them, they’re famous!!!! Of course people are gonna say mean shit! People are mean, that’s life!! These girls have famous dudes who want the shit out of them but they wanna bitch and moan and cry over some fucking internet bitches who could never even dream about what it would be like if they were dicked down by our dudes. Fucking Beyonce your shit up ladies, damn. We all know we're so lame for reading them but it takes us to a world we wanna be in for five minutes or hours... and we don't really give a fuck cause we love them.

Anyways, to all you girls who write preferences/one shots/fanfictions/short stories, I love you all(mostly) Thank god for you or I'd have nothing to fucking do when I'm bored(besides tumblring of course) Someone please hear my cry for help.hahaha.