That's so DIRTY, Feli~
"What did you say?” Felix craned his head, a hand moving up to cup his ear. The man repeated his previous statement, although this time it came out as a question. Most faltered when met with Felix’ charm, his ability to twist tone and action to seem almost normal. Ah, yes his act of thievery was a trick! A joke! Except it wasn’t.
He nodded, an exaggerated motion. “Yeah, sorry I didn’t quite catch you. I thought you said ‘You can ABSOLUTELY steal that!’ but now that we’ve cleared the misunderstanding up, this little mishap, I’ll just put this right back to where it belongs.” Felix shrugged, a ‘what can you do?’ gesture that didn’t quite seem as sheepish as he had intended being he was in his full suit of armor.
Once he was a few feet away from the man, he gave a short two finger salute that soon turned into him pushing the stranger against the wall. Strength surprising for his stature, he pinned the man to the wall and smiled. “Look, hun, I can take this wallet. I can take any fucking wallet if you can’t fucking stop me.” He blew a breathless laugh. “The concept isn’t that hard. You don’t go yelling ‘No, don’t steal that!’ I mean, did you honestly think that was going to work? If you yell Stop when someone’s running do you think they’ll really listen.’Oh, okay. Since you said so.”
Felix shook his head and leaned in closer to the man’s ear. “I can’t steal this? Ooh, bite me. I so fucking am.”
