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[mikepelensky]

Rejecting straight lines halps me apparently. #doodle #cartoon #deer #turtle #pinkberry #onemansopinion

[threeequalsfive]

Is it wrong to want a better AMERICA???

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Jose Land thoughts on The Walking Dead S:3 Ep:13... 1) Governor and Rick meeting finally was as good as Pacino and De Niro in "Heat" and Walken facing off with Hopper in "True Romance". 2) Rick and the Guv have those death stares down pat. Shit! 3) When Daryl and Martinez had that zombie kill-off I started singing "Anything you can do I can do better!" 4) "You're the town drunk that knocked over my fence and tore up my yard". CLASSIC! BUUUUUURN! 5) I loved the sub meetings between the two warriors, Daryl and Martinez, and the two intellectuals Milton and Herschel. And Andrea on the outside looking in. *cue sad REM song* lol 6) I've realized that the actor who plays Milton is channeling John Ritter's character from Bad Santa! 7) Beth?! You little firecracker you! 8) What kind of sexual fetish would it be for two people to have sex in front of zombies? Zombiephylia? Necro-voyeurism? 9) Only a menthol smoker would turn down a cigarette in the ZA. Jackwagon! 10) Michonne you sure do stir up the emotions in people. Predictions: Well, Milton lives. And Im beginning to think he might survive afterall. Season ending predictions. Carol, one of the Greens and/or Merle get offed. Martinez and Andrea buy it.

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A week late due to illness but here we go... Jose Land thoughts on The Walking Dead S:3 Ep:12... *SPOILERS* 1) Road Trip! When they were in the car I couldn’t help of thinking of them singing Bohemian Rhapsody ala Wayne's World! 2) Whenever you see rantings or scriptures on walls its never a good sign. 3) Welcome mat punji sticks booby trap! Old school! 4) Holy shit that was a lot of guns! "We got guns, bombs, sharp sticks..." 5) MORGAN! Oh man what happened? Poor Duane. 6) Carl, don’t you start resorting to your old "Stay in the house" inept Carl god damn it! 7) Michonne gots ass. Mmm 8) I like the nod to the first episode with the music that accompanied Morgan. Nice touch. 9) Poor hitchhiker guy. Gets passed up twice then runs into a hungry hungry hippo slaughter. Then gets his backpack taken. Fuck dude! 10) Is Mich and Rick gonna get it on? After all she gave him a bullet. That's like a ZA commitment ring. Prediction: So this was a Rick episode and thus no governor. Milton lives for another day. My prediction is the governor shoots him like The Joker did to Bob in Burtons original Batman. lol

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Originally posted on Facebook on 2/27/2013

*SPOILERS* Jose Land thoughts on The Walking Dead S:3 Ep:11... 1) Glad to see Herschel give it to Rick. That line about Rick owning up to his words was great stuff. 2) Carl did a good job of confronting his dad but not in front of the group. 3) Ok...stop teasing when is Carol and Daryl gonna swap leg gravy?! 4) Walker curb stomp! 5) Milton...you're a smart man asking the governor if that was a test or not. lol but you're still dying. Im thinking next episode. 6) Ooops. Guess they shouldnt have kicked that other group out of the prison. D'oh! 7) Now you all know why I want a Crown Victoria. They'll survive the ZA!!! 8) Ordinary eye patch for the Governor? Fuck no! 9) Merle a bible thumper?! Well sheeeeeeit! 10) Andrea's reunion went as well as expected. Dumb ass! 11) God damn it Andrea. Coulda done the sensible thing but noooooo you fell in love with the D again!

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Originally posted on Facebook on 2/20/2013

Jose Land thoughts on The Walking Dead S:3 Ep:10... 1) Guess Daryl was right about being near the Yellow Jacket River huh Merle? Jackass. Daryl-1, Merle-0. 2) I know he's hallucinating and all but really? Should Lori be wearing a "white" dress? She's gotten more dick than a Greyhound urinal. 3) Glenn as leader...um, a work in progress? Poor Glenn. 4) It was nice to see Maggie and Beth have a sister moment. 5) Sweet! Some Messicans survived the ZA and they're on the show! Wait, they dont speak English and one of them is a hysterically crying woman with a baby...THAT'S MY PEOPLE! Surprised they didnt decapitate walkers with tortillas. fml 6) Walker death of the week-Zombie head smash with the hatchback! FFfffffuuuuuu! 7) When the "walker gram" came barreling into the prison yard was I only one who thought "telegram for Mongo"? 8) Oh Axel, you survived the ZA, you're the last prisoner alive and you still get killed in the prison yard. 9) Governor. HEAD SHOT! OSOK! 10) So years of shooting walkers and other humans everyone forgets to shoot and turns that prison shootout into a GI Joe cartoon shootout?! What a waste of ammo!!! Predictions: Milton, the eyeglasses wearing nerd dude who works for the Guvnor is sooooo going to die soon. Two more episodes.

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Originally posted on Facebook on 2/12/2013

Jose Land thoughts on The Walking Dead S:3 Ep:9... 1) The Brothers Dixon! 2) Maggie, one shot one kill. Damn! 3) Almost had a Tarantino/Reservoir Dogs standoff there with Glen, Merle, Rick and Michonne. 4) So Andrea, the person who put her gun in Rick's face twice, drew on Michonne, slept with psycho Shane AND psycho Governor is the voice of reason for Woodbury?! Sounds legit... 5) Carl is getting that 1000 yard stare. 6) Based on the feelings expressed by some of the new survivors at the prison Id probably do terrible in the ZA. If being a fat, slow moving zombie Happy Meal wasnt bad enough Id be too trusting and get myself killed. 7) That creepy music that accompanies the Governor is back and still freaks me out! 8) I thought we were done with Lori!!! Fffffuuuuuuuu! Rick going coocoo! Season predictions: I think Carl makes a move on Beth. New black will live only until a new black guy (main) character shows up then adios old black guy character. And that glasses nerd dude who's the Gov's right hand man gets done in by the Guv within three episodes.

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Originally posted on Facebook on 12/4/2012

Jose Land thoughts on The Walking Dead S:3 Ep:8 Mid season finale... 1) New black character. You know what that means... 2) Hey! New hawt chick. Possibly Latina all ri...*CHOMP* god damn it. 3) Mustache inmate better keep away from Beth. Carl will murder yo face! 4) Short hair=lesbian. *facepalm* 5) Hey little Penny don't say a word, Mischionne is gonna stab you thru the mouth with a sword. 6) Zomg! In the eye! 7) That death stare the Governor gave Merle shortly after the attack? I shat myself. 8) That music they're using is awesome! The tension mounts! On with the body count! 9) Carl is becoming the little bad ass. Didnt flinch when lady got up in his face. Ice water is in these veins bitch! 10) If Daryl dies...WE RIOT!!! Mid-season predictions: Got black inmate guy dying right. RIP bro. Daryl chose Team Rick. Andrea survived as always. Missed with Merle...for now. Will now commence jonesing for February. FML