#onemoreattempt op

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I’ve decided this is not a blog, it’s a bog. Goodnight everyone

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I wish I could have a semi private tumblr blog. Can we just have an option to turn off interactions with ppl who are icky before they interact with me? Only my followers, ppl who respond in the tags telling stories about their lives or random things, lurkers, and people with helpful intent please.

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Im sad im leaving here soon bc now how am i going to hear updates about neopets drama?

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Rizz test: can I get a cop or the person whose car I scraped (very much my fault) to donate to my friend’s gofundme while on the phone with them discussing insurance

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Since American Independence Day is coming to an end, I feel it’s only right to make a post appreciating the bravery and patriotism of those who still follow me on tumblr.

You show unspeakable indescribable courage every single day.

You are an inspiration to us all.

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If elves had texting, Sophie would be horrible about getting back to ppl. Same thing with emails. I just know it.

I mean come on. You expect me to believe that Sophie responds to people quickly??? With her cognitive load?! Nah. If it isn’t something urgent, she’s fs fs getting distracted and leaving you on read.

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I hate that as I get older Sophie only gets MORE relateable to me. Like I should be growing up right? Not dealing with MORE problems similar to those of a children’s fantasy book character.