Apr 3
and in the next book sophie's gonna pull out a gun and shoot the neverseen and when questioned as to where she got the gun she replies "im an american first and an elf second 🇺🇲🏈🏈🦅🦅🦅💥🔥🔥"
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and in the next book sophie's gonna pull out a gun and shoot the neverseen and when questioned as to where she got the gun she replies "im an american first and an elf second 🇺🇲🏈🏈🦅🦅🦅💥🔥🔥"
old sokeefe fanart circa 2021
Ways to be wicked is the Neverseen’s theme and yes they’re singing it, choreography included <3
dex used to eat lunch in his alchemy class everyday for two years because he didn’t have any friends before sophie came along btw
I had a dream where Shannon released a subway surf copy but instead of a kid escaping from a cop it's Sophie escaping from Sandor
what if elves teeth get destroyed after 100 years of living so they replace their teeth with crystals and sophie doesnt know this because they use white crystals and no one ever thought to tell her this. elwin checks sophies teeth and see they got destroyed by human food or whatever and hes like oh yeah its time for the crystal teeth procedure and shes like the what.
sophie and keefe were both groomed by their respective groups, you guys know that right, its important to me that you know that
people who call sophie a pick me genuinely piss me off so badly. like god forbid a girl almost die a couple times and be constantly stressed out and then think about BOYS!!!! omg!!!!!!!! the world is ending!!
like leave sophie alone, she deserves a break. some of you are so insufferable omg.