#kotlc thoughts

[islavyou-art]

homosexuality is “really cool”

[milo-igidk]

and in the next book sophie's gonna pull out a gun and shoot the neverseen and when questioned as to where she got the gun she replies "im an american first and an elf second 🇺🇲🏈🏈🦅🦅🦅💥🔥🔥"

[othellospillowcase]

old sokeefe fanart circa 2021

[postsfromthedark]

I know its a kids series but it would've been fairly funny if sophie had used slang that didnt translate as slang

"The council wants someone to blame. I suppose ill have to bite the bullet" sophie elves dont use guns? Even if we did they wouldn't shoot you? Sophie dont bite bullets they'll hurt your teeth

"Hey Keefe good luck confronting your dad, break a leg!" Sophie why are you wanting me to get hurt this is hard enough

"Oh Edaline, Grady, where was I? Haha I plead the fifth" the fifth of what sophie? Why are you begging a number? Just answer the question

"I have a good feeling about this mission, knock on wood" sophie dont knock on wood I know you have a weird relationship with trees but its quite rude to knock on the representation of people corpses like that

[ann-lol]

Ways to be wicked is the Neverseen’s theme and yes they’re singing it, choreography included <3

[artemisiamasterofnone]

The kotlc "elves can't handle violence! Guilt or smth!" thing is really pmo because. No. There's no way they're that fragile

I believe that its simple because of how they're raised. Most elves live without a hint of exposure to violence in their lives, and so they aren't accustomed to bloodshed and gore and stuff. I doubt they even consume vaguely violent media aside from history books (?). Their whole lives are spent under the idea that violence is impossible in their perfect shining world

Now, humans. They have extremely short lives as compared to elves. Death is always a constant. Theyre raised knowing they could die anytime. Murder and violence and death frequents the media they consume. They build up a tolerance and acceptance to death

Tl;dr elves just aren't used to violence imo, they defo have the capacity for brutality

[laughter-loving-thalia]

Can we collectively drop the "helped" in "Alvar helped kidnap Sophie and Dex." He didn't "help." He KIDNAPPED them.

I feel like this might be some subconscious word choice to soften Alvar's crime. He's evil guys. He is EVIL.

[kotlcxarcher]

Sophie being oblivious while leading a rebellion