#oneofthedevilsown

[ssuigetsu-blog]

oneofthedevilsown said:"Apprentice. I don’t have a kid." That he would ever admit to having, at any rate. Haku was way too good looking to be one of his spawn.

"Heh, really now? Sorry, Zabuza-senpai, I haven't heard much about you lately so I just assumed.." he said to to him with a grin on his face.

[pugnaciousbeauty]

dattexbayo

"Your jump suit is absolutely blinding, you know that? What kind of a ninja wears bright orange in the first place?" A moron, that's who.

oneofthedevilsown

hitsujimimiuchiha

"Just what are you fucking creeps doin' in this place?"

kushxna

"Yo! Kushina, right? Have you seen your dork son anywhere? That moron owes me money for buying him his damn lunch yesterday." 

the-lazy-flirt

"Hn? Did mister lazy ass finally decide to get up or are ya going to take a baby nap like ya always do?"

sadistic-delusions

"Ugh, you're that creep's older brother."

murasakiirohana

"Hey miss blonde and gorgeous~"

[museiyuki]

oneofthedevilsown replied to your post:"So, Haku, what have you been up to since I was away?" Which was Zabuza's way of asking 'Are you still a virgin?' without scaring the poor kid.

"My trip was fine. If you’d have come along I met a couple of women who would have treated you to a good night." Wink wink. Nudge nudge. Take the hint, Haku.

Haku just smiled softly, tilting his head some. "Oh? I wouldn't want to be a burden to them... I'm afraid I don't drink much. Or eat much.. it would be a waste." Nope, no hint taking here.

[museiyuki]

oneofthedevilsown replied to your post:"You'e gotten taller, Haku." Kid still looked like a damn girl, though.

"What are you surprised about, Kid?" Zabuza stared at Haku’s feet before shaking his head. "… No, you got taller. Anything else about you change while I was gone?"

"Nothing... just happy to see you." He wiggled his toes, a bit too conscious of the other's staring at them. They may or may not be painted teal to match his fingernails. "Nothing I can think of? Do you notice anything off?"