#onepiece conversation

[where-s-all-blue]

Law: What is that DREADFUL NOISE?

Chopper: My new boots!

Law:

Chopper, raising up his foot to show a light blue shoe with yellow stars: See?!

Chopper: *steps down which makes the shoe light up and make a sound*

Law:

Chopper: The sound changes based on how hard I step on it! Isn't it cool?

Law: Y-yeah, very cool-

-In the break room-

Law: I can't take it Marco, the kid is too much for me! He's so adorable!

Marco: There there

Marco: I understand how you feel, he is a brilliant little guy and his sense of fashion is very cute even if it is wee bit unpractical yoi

Law: I want to adopt him

Marco: Do not. Doctrine will kill you for even thinking that.

[where-s-all-blue]

Sanji: Get in loser!

Law, getting into the car: So where are we going?

Sanji: Therapy.

Law: Wait. No-LET ME OU-

*car doors lock*

Chopper, from the front seat: You can't run from your fate any longer Torao.

[where-s-all-blue]

Law: UGH! Strawhatya made me watch his stupid animated movies last night

Brook: Oh? How'd you like it?

Law: It was dreadful! My eyes kept itching and swelling up and my throat was on fire!

Brook: And you are certain that you weren't crying because you felt moved?

Law:

Law: Interesting.....

[where-s-all-blue]

Usopp: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?

Robin, flipping a page: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

Luffy: Smad

Sanji: There truly are two types of people-

[where-s-all-blue]

Koala: Wake up Sabo.

Sabo: Nnn?

Koala: You fucked up big time.

Sabo: Sweet

[where-s-all-blue]

Brook: RUN!!

Jinbei: Wait. Why?

Brook: I just stole the ice tea machine from that restaurant.

Jinbei: Ah-

[where-s-all-blue]

Sanji, noticeably angry: IT'S ASININE! UNBELIEVABLE! DREADFUL!

Zoro: He's been like this ever since he learned that the restaurant we went to couldn't take orders for ice tea at the moment

Sanji: WHAT KIND OF A VILE CREATURE WALKS INTO A PLACE AND STEALS A TWICE DAMNED ICE TEA MACHINE?!? IT'S AN OUTRAGE! A MENACE TO THE SOCIETY! A

Brook: Oh my what terrible times we live in indeed

Jinbei: *turns to look at camera as if he was in Office*

[where-s-all-blue]

Eustass: I hate my life

Law: Oh, we're matching. I hate your life too.

Eustass: