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Vaccine Vaccination to Begin Human Trials

HOPEWELL, NJ — Members of the anti-vaccination movement can rejoice as pharmaceutical giant Bristol-Myers Squibb announced today that their vaccine vaccination has moved into the human trial phase of development.

"We're very excited," said lead pharmacologist Randall Jensen toward the end of his press conference.  His face beamed with pride as he shared a jubilant smile with the rest of his research team.  "We've finally achieved a real breakthrough in vaccination research.  This is a great moment for everyone."

When asked for explanation, Jensen stated "For the past 15 to 20 years, the anti-vaccination movement was a real cause for concern among many in the medical community.  Our main worry being, of course, the resurgence of many diseases for which our bodies have no defense.  This would result in the needless deaths of hundreds if not thousands of children,  whose immune systems would simply have no way of fighting off something like the measles or polio."

According to sources, the response from the United States Anti-Vaccination Movement has been largely positive, with many expressing their relief that they can finally protect their children from developing autism, and only at the low cost of preventing their children from ever bolstering their immune systems against some of the world's deadliest diseases.

Michelle Samuels, mother of two and current member of the US Anti-Vaccination Movement, stated, "Even though there hasn't ever been a single case of scientifically-diagnosed Autism resulting from a vaccine, I don't want to take any chances with the health of my child."  She reached into her purse and handed a tissue to her oldest son who began to go into a coughing fit and added, "You can be sure that I'll be in line the day this vaccine is readily available."

Reports from within BMS indicate that all trials on lab mice seem to have succeeded.  The documents reveal that when the mice were injected with the vaccination, it became "literally impossible" to vaccinate them against anything else.  To test this, the mice were exposed to common childhood diseases like chicken pox and pneumonia following the attempts to vaccinate against said diseases.  The report concluded that every single mouse died of the infections, indicating that the vaccine vaccination had been successful.

"The benefit that this particular vaccination grants us is the ability to vaccinate more children, while also giving concerned parents the comfort that their children would never be given medication that could protect them from such life-threatening viruses as small pox and influenza," stated Jensen as he nodded to his fellow pharmacologists.

"It really is the best of both worlds," he happily added.  

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Illustionist Believes He's Fooled His Audience

Illusionist still convinced he’s convinced audience

By: Stephen Tompkins

Orlando— Neil Chopdust, a 33-year-old illusionist, remains convinced the people coming to see him perform at Yo-Yo’s Burgers in the town’s strip mall, thinks what is happening before their eyes is real.

 “There’s nothing like seeing the look on the crowd’s faces right after I finish one of my illusions,” Chopdust said. “Nothing but smiles, and the sounds of joyous laughter. Always laughter.”

Chopdust is unaware he has become the town novelty—a comedian who’s the butt of his own jokes if you will— and is convinced that people adore his performances.

“He has been performing here twice a week since May 2007,” Brian Jungrys, owner of Yo-Yo’s burgers said. 

“It doesn’t bother me none. I sell a few burgers and get a laugh. When a crowd comes, and I use ‘crowd’ loosely, all I hear is people laughing and talking about how shoddy his illusions are.”

Chopdust, a divorced man, who sites Penn Jillette as his greatest influence, remains unfazed even though he has never drawn a crowd larger than 22 people. Just being able to perform his illusions is what makes him want to “continue to live.”

“I’m not really sure what I would do without loyal fans. They’re my reason for living. Illusions and these people are all I have,” Chopdust commented.

Crowd members note that Chopdust “doesn’t seem too concerned with improving his performance.” And almost never adds tricks to his routine.

“I still apply the old tricks. There’s no need to incorporate any new illusions,” he said. “What could possibly give the audience more joy than seeing me pull a rabbit out of a hat?”

“I’ve been coming to see him since I was 19, I’m 22 now,” Kyle Afraid said. “I just feel bad for him, he thinks he casts everyone under some spell, but its obvious how he does each trick.”

Sitting in Yo-Yo’s dining room after watching Chopdust fumble through a 40 minute performance, he was asked how he would like to be remembered.

“If its not for something I have already accomplished, surely it will be that I am going to saw a woman in half some day,” he said.

And with that he pulled a dollar store smoke bomb from his pocket lit it, and visibly attempted to vanish in the smoke underneath the table.