Watching Onision’s weird videos so you don’t have to [as of 13.12.2019]
so this is totally not the content i post on my blog normally, but like, the situation is really entertaining in a certain way. it’s just the biggest, most obnoxious cringefest ever, most videos have the same premise, and why even give him the views.
so like, lets summarize the videos
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complains about his videos being disliked
cries about people “harassing” him [yes, apparently disliking a video equals harassment]
rips down his green screen while screaming and shirtless
starts crying and pretends to gag [that’s a reoccurring theme]
Quote: *destroys his entire setup* “YOU LOOK AT THIS, YOU LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID!”
man’s sitting in that chair like your mom when she found out you failed a class
tries to be arthur fleck way too much
“haha guys my last video was just a joke lmao im totally mentally stable”
anyways, ppl comment “okay groomer” and he is triggered
[ain’t sure if he’s being sarcastic since i’m bad at detecting that, but] he interprets ‘groomer’ as someone who is clean
Quote: “please stop calling me a groomer” *nasty sobs and face covered in shit* “EUGH THEY WONT GIVE ME MY PATREON BACK” *literally has a little seizure*
wants to ask ppl nicely to delete all the videos made about him
screaming and laughing again
wants ppl to tolerate his temper tantrums
TL;DR remove your videos about onision and give him a second chance
pretends to cough up blood
Quote: [after literally screaming about how little ppl tolerate him] “I’m supposed to do this calmly though.”
"hey guys my therapist told me to say sorry”
begging on his knees to get his patreon back
takes off his shirt for no reason
loses it, runs to another room and pours soda on himself
Quote: “When you deleted my patreon my soul died! My soul DIED INSIDE MY BODY! I FELT IT LIKE A LITTLE INFANT BABY GROWING INSIDE MY BELLY, IT DIED!!”
no therapist for onion boi this time
wants to work at McDonalds
got the wrong application
jump cut: he takes his shirt off again
cringy employee practice round
screams suddenly and his clothing rack falls on him
Quote: “Just let me live in peace and let me have my McDonalds job.”
presumably kai kicked him out
packs his shit, cries and gags
cries in car, drool all over his chin
Quote: “I’ll see you in court.”
protests against patreon by being homeless (???)
literally doesn’t understand what he did wrong
doesn’t want to be called the “joker of youtube” anymore
y’all he’s the victim, this is so sad :’((
pours kombucha on his body while doing caveman noises and (?)laughing(?)
screams bc he wasted 7 dollar kombucha
Quote: “people will say you did something wrong, even though you didn’t. like, you literally didn’t do anything intentionally wrong ever.”
he took the fucking kids, yo
the thing he’s prob most mad about is that they misgendered his not-so-significant other
little seizure N° 2 + pterodactyl screeching
Quote: “i’m fine :). this is fine, this will work out. you know, we-we uh, we had 7 years together” [...] *screaming*
some person let him sleep in a box outside their house
brought a whole huge af container with apple juice so he can drink it whenever he gags
apple juice gets in his eyes
the guy who let him sleep outside his house must be regretting it rn
Quote: “sorry i brought some apple juice... to drink... whenever i start - gagging. i got this from one of the *swallows* uhhhhh free food shelters trump’s trying to shut down.”
upgrade from box to shitty hotel
still salty about his patreon
also still salty about kai kicking him out
also also still salty about being called ‘the joker’
Quote: (passive-aggressive) “To the person who said my videos are bad, how about you unsubscribe?” *proceeds to joker laugh*
local man pretends to shit himself and cries about it
in the first few seconds his crying sounds like a race car
literally looks like he just poured coffee on his white shirt
shows random scratches on his leg and whines in pain while not even touching them
begs patreon to give him his account back
Quote: (referring to the shit on his shirt) “my lover used to clean this :(”
ppl saying he has a small dick
“guys my dick isn’t small”
screaming about his dick while showering in the hotel room
threatens to post a pick of his dick
return of the caveman sounds
Quote: “this is not okay, the way you guys are bullying me and i don’t care if most of you are still in - fricking school. you can’t treat a human being like this.”
begged for money on the street
another apology, like the third or fourth so far
-SIKE, it’s not an apology
calls himself the sirius black of youtube
gagging is apparently a condition
realizes that youtube isn’t working out
he’s the victim, he gets bullied so much :(((
he watched the joker one too many times
Quote: (r/im14andthisisdeep) “they say the world is cold and cruel, as if it’s a complaint - yeah the people saying that are the people making it cold and cruel.” *fake laughing*
that is all the videos uploaded so far, let’s see how much onion boi can push it with those edgy vlogs of his