Butt-face animals
All of my animals have achieved butt-faceness. Aspen is sassy, Luna steals the others food, Berlitz rolls in dead things and poop, Piggly’s a whiny butt, and now, Salazar has joined their ranks. He is no longer the only pure good boi. Last night, while I was sleeping, Salazar decided to wiggle his way out of his LOCKED tank and have an adventure. As a slytherin, I can say that’s some impressive snakeness, but as his Papa, I was WORRIED about the little asshole! Luna likes to play with anything she perceives as smaller than her (she’s fat), Berlitz is a big mouthy boi, and Piggly is a whiny playful boi. I didn’t think he was outside of my bedroom, until I looked *literally* every possible place he could be! I looked under couches, in drawers, and under my mom’s bed; no where. Then I looked under a little rolling tv stand, and THERE HE WAS JUST CHILLING!!! So, I was like, “Salazar! There you are, you little asshole!” I had to get a broom and Mom moved heavy boxes to get to him, then I had to wrestle with him to get him uncoiled from a wheel! It took forever! Then I finally got him, Mom opened his tank, and I promptly put him back where he belongs! In the safety of his tank! There were a few moments where I thought he’d run away into the sewers, and I was sad, but kept looking; Mom would absolutely kill me if I gave up, and she found him in her bed later on. I’m glad I kept looking! He was so cold too! This is his first escape ever in the near four years we’ve had him, and while impressive, I hope it’s the last!
