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they killed him for this

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it is so stupid and evil that you cannot romance the spider

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oh my god. oh my god, I just realized, I’m an author. I can just write a book where this is the love interest. holy shit.

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ONE YEAR LATER! The Ignoble Invasion of Prince Proculo is available for pre-order worldwide (links below)

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the story behind this book is actually more complicated than this. because first, I watched a video essay on isekai narratives where the guy claimed that generic protagonists work best because people want to project and achieve max escapism. and I thought, that's really stupid. so I wrote a first chapter about a body-stealing alien space slug who gets hit by a truck and isekaid mid-way through invading the Canadian parliament, because I thought that was the most specific and least relatable isekai protagonist possible.

and then I was like fuck, my publisher is going to want a romance from me. who would the slug even kiss?? so I tucked the chapter away for a few months, until I went to reblog this old post of mine about how Kar'niss should've been romanceable, AND REALIZED! THE SOLUTION TO MY PROBLEM! of course, the slug would kiss the spider, it all makes so much sense!

after that, the writing got a bit frenzied. and now it's available in Barnes and Noble

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What really happened to the Dwemer

i liked the movie

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so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.

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the garlic. it beckons you

thesweetestsupervillains

It occurs to me that "1920s gangster doing a cooking show while holding you at gunpoint" is an untapped market.

We've had normal cooking shows. Now we need period piece cooking shows in character.

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What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

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I’ve never seen a lot of my mom’s artwork before now because until recently it made my dad too upset to go through it but he’s in a better place now so we’re going through her artwork and tbh I didn’t know that she was this hilarious.

There’s a bunch of random jagged pieces of bronze that she made and put in a velvet lined box that she titled “tools for hurting people” which is frankly hilarious

She also made a quilt in the cutesy fun colors of a Valentine’s Day card but all of the hearts on it are anatomically correct human hearts. I love that one.

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I have this selfie I took from when I shattered my right leg into four pieces and was like crawling across the ground, and I thought “wow I bet I look sooooo sad right now”, and anyway whenever I’m asked to supply a photo for like an interview or a book announcement I’m so tempted to give that one

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autistobrat

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

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i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

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put some respect on his name

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do you ever have an experience where you can immediately tell that someone is someone else's Least Favorite Coworker. like. last year when I was going thru the TSA on my way to visit Ship, I was in a wheelchair bc I always get the wheelchair service, masked up, bc I'm always masked up, and the TSA guy asked me what my visible monitor was, so I was like "it's a heart monitor" and he immediately rolled his eyes and in the most dismissive voice went "but you don't really NEED it, do you"

and when I tell you. the SPEED WITH WHICH one of his coworkers made herself appear next to me and just, placed herself between me and this guy and said "ok honey you just come over here with me" and did the rest of my security check herself without once even glancing at or acknowledging this man 😂😂😂 thank you ma'am. I hope your bad coworker gets fired soon

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So the fun part about GenZ slang being almost 100% AAVE is that I have a dictionary from 2001, from before I was old enough to even know how to use a dictionary, right? And this ain't that abridged shit this is the three columns 8 point font, pages made of tissue paper bound into a book that is 4-5 inches thick shit. You follow?

And there are all these reports on how new slang is and how to understand it and getting it wrong. BUT 2001 GOT ME

TWO THOUSAND AND ONE

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yesterday i had a nice southern teenager call me "ma'am" and then look at me and go, in a well-meaning tone, "uhhhh, if you go by ma'am. sorry if not." and i had to be like yeah man ma'am is fine. appreciate you being inclusive though. i could almost see the little warning pop up in his UI-- hold up! people with blue hair often have pronouns. are you sure you want to address this individual with a gendered term?

beetlestrogen

havent seen anyone talking about this here yet but uhhh things are gettin bad

"It's a really dangerous policy,” an ACLU lawyer representing trans people in federal prison suing the Trump administration tells Law Dork o

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rainintheevening

Okay, we got a new one, boys.

vaporwavesimulator

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

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ye

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enter the cornflakes domain

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I fucking hate this website because not only did I click this goddamn link expecting it to be a joke of some sort, but it wasn’t a joke and I sat here spinning the screen around enjoying myself in a stupid bag of cornflakes like the dumbass monkey I am on Tumblr.com, enthralled by being in a bag of corn flakes in

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“this is how you age when you’re unproblematic” NO! stop assigning moral weight to attractiveness! I am not hot because I’m a good person! I am hot because all of my friends are gorgeous! I’m absorbing their beauty! Like a vampire! Because I’m evil!

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