#only sometimes!!

[uhh-edgemarquis]

I hate being friends with only straight ppl :(( nobody laughs at my gay jokes

[rjalker]

it’s tooooooooooo damn bad he/him pronouns follow the simplest rules and thus are one of the easier examples for neopronouns to compare to because it just reienforces male-default language >:(

[naraima]

On top of a rough day rounding out a pretty rough mental health week only to realize I am such a clueless airhead now that I booked my next therapy appointment for when I am literally at work and now i have to rebook...for an entire week later

I swear to god I can't fucking function and its because my inner monologue is like 3 screamo concerts happening simultaneously at all times but also with like rory-and-Loralei-Gilmore-level fast talking at the same time and like WHO COULD REMEMBER THEIR WORK SCHEDULE IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT HONESTLY

2 weeks until therapy i mean clearly I am competent enough to survive 2 more weeks on my own with no outside help everything is fine here

[alterlovetm]

only good thing abt being 20 & not 10-18 is i no longer have headaches like Every Day

[theperksofbeingapotterhead-blog]

My dad: why do most girls jeans stretch so much?

Me: for those days that you just need that extra cookie

Dad: *looks at me* isn't that you every day?