What's Up, Buttercup?

Brooke, 18; taken by the best guy a girl could ask for❤️ 10/11/12

[phan-you-not]

I’VE HAD THIS IN MY QUEUE SINCE LAST OCTOBER, NOW IS MY TIME TO SHINE HAPPY OCTOBER 3RD

[long-ago-1234567890]

in cutthroat kitchen the challenge in spaghetti and meatballs and this guy buys a sabotage to take away all of 1 ingredient from any chef. so he takes away this lady’s garlic. and everyone’s like “why the fuck did you not take her pasta” and he’s like “i know what i’m doing”. when the judge gets to that lady’s dish (and this was her only sabotage) he’s like “this is really underseasoned i’m not tasting any garlic or seasonings you’d expect from spaghetti and meatballs” and the camera just zooms in on the guy grinning. goddamn

[baawri]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

school: We need your ROUGHEST 1-ply toilet paper for our bathrooms salesman: we already sell you the shittiest paper available sir school *sliding them $10,000 that could have gone to the arts department*: maybe this will… Change your mind

[sobeitjayt]

Having sex outside sounds pretty adventurous but what if a bug crawl up ya asshole then what you gone do 

[alentador]

Beauty is not long hair, skinny legs, tanned skin or perfect teeth. Believe me. Beauty is the face of who cried and now smiles, beauty is the scar on your knee since you fell when you were a kid, beauty is the circles when love doesn’t let you sleep, beauty is the expression on the face when the alarm rings in the morning, it’s the melted makeup when you have a shower, it’s the laughter when you make a joke you’re the only one who can understand, beauty is meeting his gaze and stopping understanding, beauty is your gaze when you see him, it’s when you cry for all you paranoias, beauty is the lines marked by time. Beauty is what we feel in the inside which also shows outside us. Beauty is the marks the life leaves on us, all the kicks and the caresses the memories leave us. Beauty is letting yourself live.

Emma Watson.    (via alunit)

[wouldyouliketoseemymask]

[verybritishproblems]

Brits giving glowing reviews: “I didn’t mind it” “Not too bad at all” “Did the trick” “Yeah, pretty good” “Better than expected” “Fine”

[doctoronserenity]

All parents damage their children. It cannot be helped. Youth, like pristine glass, absorbs the prints of its handlers. Some parents smudge, others crack, a few shatter childhoods completely into jagged little pieces, beyond repair.

Mitch Albom, The Five People You Meet in Heaven (via worm)

[bigfetus]

wait is this not how everyone speaks 

[touchedbythehandofgod1987-deact]

it is but people like to think they’re special

[makeshiftroses-blog]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

that kid’s got terf bangs

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via b_flex14)

[creepsandcrawlers]

WHY IS THEIR GRANDPA SO JACKED WHO DID THIS

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[herhmione]

i feel like everyone just…. forgets that hagrid spent time in azkaban?? he spent time in azkaban and somehow never became bitter and angry and stayed so kind hearted and loving and supporting and really i think this just proves that hagrid is one of the strongest purest souls in the series

[patdstan]

[jacksongalaxy]

I love Katie Ledecky there’s not even anyone else on the SCREEN

[gelsadrah-deactivated20170821]

reading a foreign language: yeah writing in a foreign language: ok listening to a foreign language: wait speaking in a foreign language: fuck