An Interview With The Hand From Enemies
Read the interview with THE HAND from Enemies!
Dreamileaks - Hello, thank you for joining us today.
Hand - Glad to be here. Thanks for agreeing to my stipulations.
D - You mean disguising your identity? Why did you want us to do that?
H - The other hobos may not like knowing I got a starring role in a hit show.
D - We’ve heard a lot about hobo internal drama. We hear it’s tough. You know, not being able to go home and sulk alone and all. Since you’re homeless.
H - Yeah. Thanks for reminding me.
D - So how did Nick and his team find you for this role?
H - They were shooting on the train tracks. I was taking a piss on the train tracks.
D - That’s repulsive. What other types of work has this role provided for you?
H - It’s been great. I’ve got tons of hand jobs lined up
D - What was it like working with such visionaries?
H - Well Jordan was really amazing. He’s hilarious and smart. Really great guy. I felt he was on my level, and spoke to me like I do with my friends.
D - You mean he spoke like a hobo?
H - Yeah, I guess.
D - But what was it like working with Nick? We hear he’s incredible. And are frankly surprised to hear anything positive about the other guy.
H - Well, to be fair, I was drunk during the entire shoot. One thing I remember distinctly was Jordan’s smell. I don’t really remember Nick. Was he the more attractive one?
D - By far. Now on a scale from 1 to 10. 1 being barely noticeable and 10 being I want cut my nose off with a rusty dull knife, douse it in gasoline and light it in a fiery blaze. Just how bad does Jordan smell?
H - What is a 14?
D - You don’t have to answer in a form of a question.
H - I’m drunk.
D - And consistent. Thanks for being with us today.
H - No problem. It’s cold outside and I’m homeless. So anything that involves a roof I’m pretty open to. By the way, can you spare any change?
D - No.