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New Dream Land Ep Coming

We here at DreamiLeaks have a source that tells us the next Dream Land episode may be dropping as early as tomorrow.

The source also says they had to reshoot a scene or two, but there's an episode ready called "Razzle Dazzle."

We know it won't suck, but hopefully it has some more Nick-time than the others.

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Can't out run the law, not even on a jet ski

Well, well, well, it looks like somebody has gotten a little bit too big for their britches, (and we aren't just talking about his weight). Sources are telling us that Jordan Stout, or as we like to refer to him around here- "the less talented/good looking/intelligent/other guy" may have gotten himself into a little bit of trouble with Mr. IRS. Apparently all the glitz and glam that comes with the wild success of DreamLAnd has gone straight to Mr. Stout's head. It seems on his recent tax return that Jordan had a few "oversights." We have it on good authority that he attempted to claim a pet rock as a dependent, falsely reported thousands of dollars donated to a made up charity, and to top it all off, he tried to claim a jet ski as a work vehicle. He is truly living in a dreamland if he thought he was going to get away with this. Mr. Stout was not available for comment on the situation (big surprise there). If there is one thing we know here at Dreamileaks, it's that the law will always catch up to you, no matter how famous you might be. Or in this case, how famous you think you might be.

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An Interview With The Hand From Enemies

Read the interview with THE HAND from Enemies!

Dreamileaks - Hello, thank you for joining us today.

Hand - Glad to be here. Thanks for agreeing to my stipulations.

D - You mean disguising your identity? Why did you want us to do that?

H - The other hobos may not like knowing I got a starring role in a hit show.

D - We’ve heard a lot about hobo internal drama. We hear it’s tough. You know, not being able to go home and sulk alone and all. Since you’re homeless.

H - Yeah. Thanks for reminding me.

D - So how did Nick and his team find you for this role?

H - They were shooting on the train tracks. I was taking a piss on the train tracks.

D - That’s repulsive. What other types of work has this role provided for you?

H - It’s been great. I’ve got tons of hand jobs lined up

D - What was it like working with such visionaries?

H - Well Jordan was really amazing. He’s hilarious and smart. Really great guy. I felt he was on my level, and spoke to me like I do with my friends.

D - You mean he spoke like a hobo?

H - Yeah, I guess.

D - But what was it like working with Nick? We hear he’s incredible. And are frankly surprised to hear anything positive about the other guy.

H - Well, to be fair, I was drunk during the entire shoot. One thing I remember distinctly was Jordan’s smell. I don’t really remember Nick. Was he the more attractive one?

D - By far. Now on a scale from 1 to 10. 1 being barely noticeable and 10 being I want cut my nose off with a rusty dull knife, douse it in gasoline and light it in a fiery blaze. Just how bad does Jordan smell?

H - What is a 14?

D - You don’t have to answer in a form of a question.

H - I’m drunk.

D - And consistent. Thanks for being with us today.

H - No problem. It’s cold outside and I’m homeless. So anything that involves a roof I’m pretty open to. By the way, can you spare any change?

D - No.

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First Gif Revised

We realized there was a fatal error with the first version of this gif we posted. It's been revised for use. Do you know what's changed? Comment below

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Sometimes I think of a world without Dreamland. My doctor assures me that there is no evidence of this ever occurring in my lifetime (I am 63 years old), but I am afraid especially at night. Can you give me any words of advice or grant me solace.

Just imagine Nick's beard holding you at night. Think of him running to you when you need him. Holding a big check, or briefcase, or hot green tea. Think of him holding you. Forever.

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Caught In The Act!

Look who one of our sources spotted on South Beach! Nick Tester out and about with a blimp. Seriously, what is he thinking? He could be out with Kim Kardashian (not hating, Kayne), but instead he's out with a case study of cellulite. Are they taking a break from producing The Dream Land Show? Or is this on location? Our source wasn't sure. What do you think? Comment below!

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Subscribe buttons coming to new episodes

Is Dream Land selling out? Or do they want subscribers? Our sources hear that Nick and his team are considering adding subscription links in their videos. We hope it's tasteful at least. We're not too concerned. We do ask that our Dream Team do their part. Subscribe and tell your friends.

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Gif #1

The first in our series of gifs. We hear the internet likes gifs. Well we like spinning golden things with embossed faces. Deal with it.

So yeah, it’s a gif.

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Dream Team Grows

Less than 24 hours after our launch we have 5 followers. The Dream Team is strong.

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Hello to our first follower

Hello saccoandson! http://www.saccoandson.com

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Like our new logo? We do. The Dream Land Show (which we love, by the way) is leaking secrets to its secret delicious sauce rub. What do we mean?

Well tomorrow we'll unveil an EXCLUSIVE with a star of The Dream Land Show.

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Snake

Nick Tester Enemies

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Exclusives

We got 'em -- you want 'em. Here's the blog, tumblr, whatever, where you will get the scoop on The Dream Land Show. We've got insiders, spies, networks, so we can get the story first.