#onlytheangry

[delilahlovett]

Once upon a time there was a young lad named Delilah Lovett. She lived on a pirate ship with 3 other pirates to which she hated. They would always pick on her because she had one leg that was shorter than the other. Her only skill was that she could crack coconuts. She easily got pink eye and suffered from anal itch. So one day when the three pirates got off the ship for food Delilah stole the ship and sailed to the United states where she changed her name to The Real Slim Shady. The End.

Ladies and Gentleman, my sister. Can you feel the love?

[delilahlovett]

Lmfao. My sister used to run around in her diaper and then sit on me to wake me up. This is what happens when your mom carries a camera around to capture these moments. (Taken with instagram)