that post got long so moving here. OK SO, stories change over time and A Lot Happened in the 1st & 2nd age and theres basically no 1st age elves in middle-earth by the 4th/5th age so all the mythology is scrambled to heck. and i had A Thought, what if werewolf religious schism over whether sauron is drauglin?? "we are descendants of the divine" says the werewolf pope "children of luthien have No Rights" the other werewolf pope says "sauron didnt have sex with animals" and declared Forever War
THE OTHER WEREWOLF POPE SAYS SAURON DIDN”T HAVE SEX WITH ANIMALAHALKSJFDS is that like a civil war between furries... our god was a furry... no he wasnt... comparing surviving Ancient Texts And Depictions Of Wolf Sauron And Dragulin like ‘its got too many eyes’, ‘it’s not blue’, ‘draugluin wasn’t really blue you idiot’, ‘the word blue was used to describe several colors including black, green, and purple’, ‘shut up you’re colorblind’, ‘sauron was not colorblind therefore he was not drauglin’, ‘have you SEEN what he WORE’. the shade they would throw at each other.
meanwhile the elves that ARE still around (like. mirkwood. cirdan. whatever.) occasionally find these bbc forum arguments and just shake their heads while scrolling through and making faces at their own memories. they know the truth. they will not share.
