#onsided shipping

[askoverkill]

[Post made by Sam and Pedro]

transcript below:

Ah, I guess the cats out of the bag. Yes, I do not love you, Professor.

That's okay.

Please, stop crying, you are making this more embarrassing for us both.

I'm not.

Please, don't be so upset, professor. If it means anything, Pierre-Jacques-Erneste and I aren't dating. He's helping me out.

Alas, with this murder solved, it's time I left.

...Huh? But, uh, weren't we going to leave together?

Baby, you're broke! And your "rich" boss is dead. You have nothing for me, ciao~!

(What?) Pierre-Jacques-Erneste?

(He runs up to the table, snatching something that hadn't been there before.)

Pierre-Jacques-Erneste?!!!!

(It was the key!) (He took the key and ran out of the room?!!)

What.... what was that all about?

He... he left me?

I loved him, and he left me...

WHAT?! Pierre-Jacques-Erneste would NEVER do that?!!!

I thought so too!

(You stupid, stupid fool.) (Of course he was just using you.)

(He never loved you!) (You're just a useless butler-)

(No, worse than that!) (You've been fired.) (You're nothing.)

(!!!) The lights?

What's going on?

Siffrin, stay by us. Something's wrong.

What's-

AHHHHHH!!!

(You were backstabbed.)

TRY AGAIN - QUIT

[askoverkill]

At least the culprit was found easily

[Post made by Sam and Pedro]

transcript below:

(At least the culprit was found quickly.)

(Not that you feel any better about it.) (The Director... is still... dead...)

Sniff... oh, Pierre-Jacques-Erneste...

It's over now, mon chéri...

H-huh?

Oh... Pierre-Jacques-Erneste is just a close "friend."

Yes... "friend." Hohoho.

Shut up, oh my stars?!

...

HUH?!?? CHEATING ON ME?!

Eugh, Mx. Paige. Really? That egotistical gold digger?

SECRET LOVE AFFAIR!?!!?!

WITH THE BLINDING HOT VERSION OF ME?!?!!

Pierre-Jacques-Erneste is not a dog?!!!

But he's a fleabag, alright.

Ghghhhh!!! Director this is all your fault!!!

...

YES IT'S YOUR FAULT!!!