Feb 14, 2014
OO Programmer Valentine:
a poem, If I could write a program, Model-Controller-View, And all the instance methods That would get me next to you, You'd better believe That's exactly what I'd do - Instead I wrote up Nineteen ways To make a list to-do! And if I built a database To organize my mind, Command it show me all the ways That we could be combined, I'd run some neat statistics Until I was by your side Instead I got A schema done And then ran out of time! Life is just an engine You feed logic and adjust, And your program is so DRY, With clever parts you know and trust - But looking at old programs We always say - "That one was nuts!" So, valentines, Screw clever! Let's just have fun and love and lust!