do you have any modern headcanons for the boys? personally i think dally would be scared to death of Jeff the Killer for no discernible reason
ASKDNEJ absolutely ENAMORED with this. I DO. ok these are gonna be so disjointed so strap in.
- pony does NOT vape. he thinks vapes are for posers. he still smokes cigarettes n DIES on that hill. he's goin out to sit on the curb behind the high-school to smoke like he's fuckin 80 years old
- curly has a weed pen. n he goes HAM on that thing. he's constantly hittin it around pony just to get on his nerves
- dallas has 29347467 million banned TikTok accounts. he has both Steve n two banned cause they LOVE to go under his videos n comment shit like UNREALESE THIS KING🔥🔥🔥
- modern Johnny n pony are chronic movie piraters. actually the curtis brothers all are. they ain't payin for that shit. (bonus on this darry pirates the hell n fuck outta football games. he wants to watch but he AINT payin for cable or streamin)
- pony is also incredibly pretentious about music like only a 14 year old can be. he's got a record player n thinks it's the 'purest way to listen to music'
- curly shop (lifts) at hot topic. I just know.
- steve n two are banned from roblox. I don't know why. I don't know what they were playin. I just know that are.
- pony has the most jaw droppin astoundin Pinterest boards you've EVER seen. routinely cries over Pinterest poetry
- two is so fuckin brain rotted god bless him
I feel like I got more but I'm my brain is not. brainin. so. that's all for now!!
silly question but since everyone writes back in letter, do you have specific handwritings in mind for them? like if you had to give them a font or something
NOT SILLY AT ALL!! anon I love you with my whole entire heart n I have thought about this EXTENSIVELY. ok so I have an approximation of everyone's handwritin I'll put below but I also have some bonus hcs too hehhe
Johnny has probably the most consistent n normal handwritin of the gang. all his letters get kinda rounded but generally? Great handwritin 10/10
Pony has loopy 'I was thinkin real hard about cursive when I wrote this but I didn't wanna commit' handwritin. all his letters kinda slant but again. real real good n legible. would let him write notes for me n trust I could read em 9/10
Steves writin always looks like he was pressin down a lil too hard n his letters are real sharp n don't all start on the same line but you can read it just fine. good middle marker for decent handwritin 8/10
two holds the pencil like a goddamn animal. inventin ways to hold that thing no man has seen before. his letters are also just. big. he can't write small. I imagine Pony's ALWAYS bitchin bout the fact two takes up half the notes with his writin. he ain't winnin any awards but. I can read it so. pass 7/10
now SODA. my beloved. the font for him in my mind is his BEST handwritin. is big n chunky but you can read it! his NORMAL handwritin? oh Jesus christ. illegible. people are always bringin things he wrote back to him to ask him what the hell it says. (half the time even HE can't tell) god bless that boy. he's got the writin of a doctor 3/10
darry is straight cursive. very formal. he's probably got the most by the book writin. his handwritin looks like it was ripped from a handwritin book. despicable. soda can't read it for shit (combine dyslexia with cursive you got a headache that could kill a horse) im with Soda here. can't read it. but as far as unbiased votin? his handwritin is literally perfect so. unfortunately 10/10
Dallas has alright but spindly lil handwritin. I know realistically his handwritin would be fuckin atrocious. like. runnin with the big dogs of goddamn illegible writin (cough soda cough) but idk. this font feels right for him. especially the w into the i. not the worst I've seen but when he ain't tryin good LUCK soldier. can't read for SHIT. 5/10
The Shepards are a lil less accurate for what I see in my head but they ain't awful. angela has tiny tight lil writin. she's probably got the best of the shepards. fun fact she's the only one of them to do her a's upright. if somethin needs to be well written? her brothers are askin her. but me? hm. yeah I guess I agree with her siblings. 7/10
Curly's is probably the most inaccurate from this list. his writin is so weird. it all connects like cursive but. it's absolutely is not. it's all kinda slanted n weird. but you can read it alright. his writin is also real small. that's a shepard thing tho. 5/10
Tim's writin is real simple. it ain't bad really. it's like the delinquent cousin of johnnys handwritin to be honest. legible. but he fuckin hates writin so. (honestly the most writin he's done in YEARS is these notes) not bad. not good. 5/10
Here’s Lolly!! I’m the anon that has been bullying the Shepard’s bc they’re my favorite lmao
YOU. OH MY GOD. HELLOOOO. oh my god oh my god oh my god. I'm tweakin. HOWDY. an honor to have a name for the tormentin AOUGH n ohhhhg my sweet Jesus. I am obsessed with her. I'm literally CHOMPIN on her. like. ohhhh my god. her OUTFIT? her EXPRESSION? guys im GNAWIN on this art AOYGHHH
alright yall. it's close up shop time!! feel free to send in the last of your ooc day stuff (I'll wrap em up tmmrw mornin!) n tomorrow we'll be back to your regularly scheduled shit show!!!
I feel like I mentioned this on the blog SOMEWHERE but I also could have just thought it REAL hard n not (they're both likely HA) but I think he smoked weed in high-school n spent the whole time FREAKIN the fuck out. he's gotta be 100% in control or he FLIPS. God bless him he AINT relaxin
giggling and kickin my legs ever since you mentioned in the tags of a post Johnnys had a stressful week
johnny is havin the WORST of it man im thinkin of him in these troublin times. his best friends boyfriends are gettin fuckin jumped n threatened left n right. pony was jumped n is havin nightmares again dallas n tim almost killed someone. I haven't talked about him much but know he's goin fuckin GREY
