#oogamies

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GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS

NOVEMBER 26TH

(two years ago i shot a message to June on ff.net. and she answered. and we're still friends! which is a very big thing.)

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HEY JUNE.

sorry to put this in public but idk if you can even get messages right now

YES ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL

email me

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June requested RubyMatilda for this kind-of-an-ask-meme, so:

which one is abysmal at roller skating and has to hold onto the other

that would be Ruby. as graceful as she is, on the ice it's a whole 'nother story

which one gets hiccups every time they drink something fizzy

Ruby again, but that's her allergies fault. Matilda is always trying to scare the hiccups away, but considering Ruby's faced monsters, goons with deathrays, and angry kindergartners, Matilda has yet to succeed

which one always joins the group dances at the skating rink

Matilda, partially because they're fun but mainly to show off. . Also she fantasizes about using the iceskates as weapons

which one listens to new songs on loop until the other can’t stand it

Matilda again! She loves One Direction and dubstep and it drives Ruby nuts

which one tags the other in embarrassing photos without asking first

Ruby would never be caught dead doing that. Except yeah, she totally does this

which one had a short-lived interest in learning the ukulele

That would be Ruby, in a fit of boredom and probably because of a dare with Jackson. She masters it, puts it in the back of her closet, and never mentions it again

which one keeps posting memes on facebook

Matilda probably. I don't think Ruby even has a Facebook. Actually, wait, she probably does have one, but it's completely blank: she only uses it so she can follow Matilda's (and her other teammates, but mostly Matilda)

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HAPPY JUNE

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heYYyy

Hello!

1. First impression: “wait, is this the anon? she’s so nice! and intelligent! is she new to the fandom??” I was so immature I’m sorry I was thirteen2. Truth is: I was wondering whether Pablo was your actual name, a pseudonym, or a nickname of some sort, and I still don’t really know lol3. How old do you look: I’ve never seen you4. Have you ever made me laugh: let me count the ways. (“RUBY’S LIKE IT WAS ONE TIME WE ARE EFFING MARRIED AND HES LIKE U KISSED MATILDA”)5. Have you ever made me mad: no!6. Best feature: thank you forever for your patience with all these random NERDS asks I keep sending and just in general being patient with me when I disappear for days I’m sorry7. Have I ever had a crush on you: yes8. You’re my: best friend. and yes that might sound pathetic but it’s true9. Name in my phone: you’re not in my contacts, but I want you in my contacts. so. I guess if you shoot me an ask I can give you my number10. Should you post this too? I’d say yes, except there isn’t a place to put it, is there… if you want to, yes!

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First name: Misha, Nickname: Junebug, Age: 21, Gender: Female, Sexual Orientation: Hetero, Nationality: US Citizen, Relationship Status: Playing the field, Likes: Car rides in convertibles; daydreaming/daydreamers; Disney; NERDS; strange senses of humor, Dislikes: Mean people; Dumb people; poor lighting; illiteracy, Random Fact: You hold several US Patents, including Gatorade, post it notes (the paper, but not the glue), and the tilde (but you still don't know what its actual usefulness is). ?

JUNEBUGyes this is perfect I love all the extras

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First name: misha Nickname: misha Age: 15 Gender: girl Sexual Orientation: straight Nationality: american Relationship status: single Likes: books for middle/primary school kids Dislikes: mean people Random fact: misha's favorite nerd is duncan and her myersbrigg type is infp and duncan's is infj (we think) also she writes flinch really well. this turned out to be like four random facts but whatever.

14/10 you know me so well

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LET THEM EAT CAKE.

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