1. What's the worst fanfic you've ever written/have thought about writing?
Hmmm. I wrote a lot of kink prompts for The Big Bang Theory and did all the usual tropes, but I can kind of remove myself and say, “Well, I was just filling prompts…” I also wrote het fic. Don’t judge me! I’m not really ashamed of anything I wrote, I think the writing has always been decent and even at my smuttiest, I try to create characters with depth (he-he). There’s nothing I would call the worst…
But I have tried and failed a few times to write Julian/Eleanor!Rich. If I ever succeed, it will be shameful and I might have to bury myself in a pit for a while after that.
11. Just how often do you think about your favorite characters getting down and dirty?
ALWAYS! It isn’t my fault though. I’m surrounded by visual cues that lead my brain down filthy paths. Too much of my daily social interaction is tied up in these guys for me to not imagine Julian’s big hands caressing Noel’s… see? Can’t help it! My daughter loves Noel. My BFF has her doctorate in Booshology with a concentration in Glam Rock Cock. I have not one, but two sets of beautifully handmade dolls in my home. Sometimes I just imagine them being sweet. I imagine Noel/Vince/Pete/Jones snuggling into Ju/Howard/Stitch/Dan’s side and feeling all safe and warm as that big hands strokes his thigh and… it’s happening again. Always.