OOLONG TWA COMICS / SO, ABOUT EGO STARTING A SIDE BUSINESS
based on video from bilibili. translations and slight edits by me. part 2 in reblogs later
[part 1]
ego:
"I rented a pancake stall as a side hustle after my writing career. after I let the others know they all insist on supporting me. I said 'no it's really okay there's no need, don't come' but when they got here they ate up all my fucking ingredients. I didn't even sell one pancake out before I had to close for the day."
gluttony:
"well it's the more the merrier when it comes to supporting your friend's business! we are also being very considerate to him and put in all of our effort to boost his popularity."
reporter:
"one pancake really don't cost that much. may I ask how many friends came?"
ego:
"the entirety of the twaverse came. they even bought the sponsorship wars people. it was like 8 meters just for queuing alone and they snatched up all my pancakes. they even stole my gasoline tank. those who don't know about my situation thought my stall is blowing the fuck up and they all got envious. said they want me to teach them how to make pancakes. pancakes MY ASS I'll teach your mom how to make pancakes how about that."
creativity:
"I've been in the F&B industry as a side hustle for about ten years and this is the first time I've ever seen a stall get flooded with so much customers on their grand opening day. it looks fun and really successful! ive been wanting to try something new so I decided to sell my art cafe altogether to start learning how to make pancakes from him tomorrow."
reporter:
"he seems heartbroken."
gluttony:
"yeah. we weren't even done eating when he got upset and threw the spatula aside to us. he told us to make the pancakes ourselves if we felt like it. so since he's unwilling to serve us now we can only make it ourselves. plus he almost started a fight with me because I added a few eggs into my pancake. talk about being a petty lil bitch."
ego:
"he asked me if I can add a few eggs. I saw him hold up two fingers and I was like 'okay whatever'. then he cracked in 20 GODDAMNED EGGS at once. it's now scrambled eggs instead of a pancake. why didn't you scramble me inside the pancake too after that? bastard."
gluttony:
"I love eggs. how could you not put more eggs in egg pancakes? it's delicious."
(continue in pt 2)