Mar 5
why the fuck is my apartment not delivering packages to my father instead of delivering them to me? 1. I am the one who ordered it. and 2. HE DOES NOT LIVE HERE
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why the fuck is my apartment not delivering packages to my father instead of delivering them to me? 1. I am the one who ordered it. and 2. HE DOES NOT LIVE HERE
my apartment is handicap accessable but im not handicapped. every shower should have these bars in it. why are we not doing this constantly?
listening to Busta Rhyme's "Holla" and having to remember to skip the JOI at the end like its a QTE
finding out the cute girl im talking to at the register is 19 and immediately broing her for the rest of the transaction. theyre not about to catch me out here
listening to rap and imagining Phineas and Ferb AMVs
every morning i put on my detective outfit to figure out what pants I was wearing last night (everything I own will be in the pockets)
i hate when i come into work and its the bad boss is working. Like ah shit today is gonna be assfuck awful
i like scheduling posts feature. makes me feel like light death note from that show