synthetic fabric enemy

(wezzo) if you get a plastic bag when you go to the store and you carried all the stuff up in your hands then maybe we should shoot you

[schnorlap]

1 burger "on the rocks"

[schnorlap]

[schnorlap]

someone who ghosted me 5 months ago after i got her number just texted me back. like girl i dont even have your number saved who the fuck are you

[bobbysox]

"are you ok with mutuals dming?" my mutuals can keep me as their pet if they want

[rnb2003-deactivated20190328]

Mac DeMarco’s mum is fed up with Eric Andre

[schnorlap]

This makes me legit so sad. Mrs. DeMarco please its okay! Im sorry you had to see that!

[wodniars-void]

Baseball is so so unserious. The mariners broadcast took a solid minute to slowly reveal a picture of broadcaster Aaron Goldsmith photoshopped to be bald. And then pan around the stadium focusing on bald people in the audience. WHILE the mariners were batting

[devonia]

the mariners left cole young specifically on base at least three times today after he hit a single and two doubles. that's like leaving your son at the supermarket after he drove you there.

[cloudabserk]

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

[cambriancrew]

[no-one-offical]

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[schnorlap]

i can no longer control my own life. i am to become beholden to calendar app

[unclefather]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

people act like having breakfast for dinner is weird and special when in fact it's the most widespread and normalised meal identity transgression out there. talk to me when you're having dinner for breakfast, snack for dinner, lunch for brunch,

[schnorlap]

Lunch for Brunch? Are you insane? What's next? Linner for Dinner? Supper for Tea? Pack animals running through the streets, shitting on all the parking meters?

[buira]

Harry spotting the boots

[schnorlap]

youre allowed to jerk off to people, its not evil or unethical or anything. But it is a bizarre experience meeting someone in person to whom youve masturbated

[schnorlap]

I am so obscenely angry today but apparently you can't call out of work for being "too mad"

[schnorlap]

most Ks by a Mariner through 7 innings. Emerson Hancock threw 14 tn

[schnorlap]

you make my heart race but in the way that kills you

[schnorlap]

Having a crush as an adult is so monumentally stupid. What am I, twelve?

[schnorlap]

friendships require maintenance and the obligation i feel towards my extensive list of contacts makes me feel like i am toiling in the mines of a company town, almost, but never quite, achieving true social independence