What would you do if there was a sex tape leaked of you? What would you do if there was a sex tape leaked of Manwe?
What would I do? Sadly, this is no longer a mystery since this has already happened. Multiple times. The first time I was planning on painfully torturing and then killing the person who dared to watch Mairon and myself have sex and then revealed the exact details of this to the world until Gothmog took me aside to inform me that in fact it was Mairon who had released the details of our encounter.
I tried to subtly make it clear to him that I do not like others knowing about my sex life. When he did it again, I was more blunt. Yet he continues to reveal explicit details to the general public. He cannot help himself. Mairon’s very nature requires him to seek admiration by revealing every part of himself. And if I am revealed too in the process, well, he knows that I adore him too much to remain angry for long.